Tassadar! Utah to Execute Two by Firing Squad Per Condemned Inmates' Requests

[loinburger]

If they chose to be killed by firing squad, then how could that count as cruel and unusual punishment? That would be like me vomiting all over myself when I get a speeding ticket, and then suing the ticketing officer for cruelly and unusually causing me to vomit at his hideous visage. It's not his bloody fault that he was born ugly...

[The Mad Monk]

I would let them pick from an entire field of choices:

lethal injection
firing squad
cyanide capsule
hanging
decapitation
gas chamber
drowning
bullet to back of head
slow freezing
dipped in liquid nitrogen
desert exposure
immolation
dropped into pirahna/shark tank
dropped into acid/caustic tank
run over by tank
dropped from tall buiding onto concrete
dropped out back of aircraft into ocean
dropped into volcano
explosive decompresion
explosive compression
explosives
impaling
quartering

...oh there are sooooo many ways...

Can you tell I'm bored?

[Winston]

You left out Death by Oprah. That's how inmates refer to life without parole.