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That's right maggot. Trained to stop Soviet tanks invading Germany, so your pissy little problems should be a piece of cake.
Spill your miserable guts...
Spill your miserable guts...
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Will my horse still love me in the morningSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Your horse doesn't love ya NOW! It's like your mother in that way.Long time member @ Apolyton
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Not seen my girlfriend for three weeks. Advise for romantic shennanigans.Comment
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I'm too shy to say really but if one of the finns translates my location I think my relationship problems will become obvious.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Try Stringers horse, I hear it's looking for a REAL man.Long time member @ Apolyton
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Waking up next to a horse's head has always been a lifelong ambition of mine...Comment
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What about waking up to Alexander's Horse giving you head?Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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MikeH, you don't even make sense, try keeping your blowhole shut next time you're inflicting your blithering self on the fairer persuasion.Long time member @ Apolyton
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If I have this massive crush on this beautiful babe, what should I do about her boyfriend?(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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UR, crush him in a pincer manouver! No wait, you're a wimpy lib. Join the army, become a REAL ARMY MAN, then come home from the wars and crush him in a pincer manouver!Long time member @ Apolyton
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Anybody care for a
sandwich?
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Can't I just assassinate him?Originally posted by Lancer
UR, crush him in a pincer manouver! No wait, you're a wimpy lib. Join the army, become a REAL ARMY MAN, then come home from the wars and crush him in a pincer manouver!
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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Sit on him, if you're fat enough.Comment
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