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That's a damn good pick up line JT, no woman can resist a spam sandwich.
You make me proud, now DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
You make me proud, now DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
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"Can't I just assassinate him?"
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Lancer was bumping a horse to protect Germans from Soviet invasion but the truth is he liked it.Comment
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How nice... a sympathy bumpOriginally posted by Azazel
bump for lancer.
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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paiktis, the horses we rode in bumped us.
Azazel, thanks.
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Though similar in some ways to a horse, I wouldn't call myself a horse.
More like an ass, really.
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I have a realtionship problem. No relationship. Help me Lancer. I prefer American girls.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Lancer, I am in a bar. There is an ugly fat slut to my left. There is a classy lady to my right.
Right or Left?http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=enComment
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Ned, make the classy lady jealous. Act like you're with the woman on your left.. flirt with her.. now she wants you. Make your move NOW!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Pekka you little ****, you need to be more sensitive, not that you know the meaning of the word.
Lets face it though, you couldn't get a blow from an inflatable babe. Here, I'm about to help Ned, and there will still be an ugly fat slut in that bar when I'm done. Go there and get lucky, sounds like your type, maggot.
Ned, just tell the classy lady that you know me. She'll use you to get to me, but who cares? You da man.
Always go right.
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Thanks for nothing Lancer!
PS, go yell at little babies you don't know and kick dogs!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Lancer: I hear you are carrying Dan Savage's* love child. Is this true?
*advice columnist from www.theonion.com
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Besides, I CAN score with inflatable babe for sure. So you see? Your advices are not any good because you don't know what you're talking about!
I am a sensitive guy, you just hurt my feelings. Now go ahead and go beat up some homeless people and steal church money.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Re: Relationship advise from a Cavalry Trooper
So what do you Cav boys do together in the woods for three weeks at a time? No women, no porn, no phone calls, just a bunch of dirty smelly men living out of holes like a bunch of animals. Admite it you guys spend alot of time play with yoursleves don't you?Originally posted by Lancer
That's right maggot. Trained to stop Soviet tanks invading Germany, so your pissy little problems should be a piece of cake.
Spill your miserable guts...
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