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  • Why not to do coke

    It might have ruined a friend (not a close friend, but still a friend) of mine's life in a horribly embarrasing way. It's not a problem you'd normally associate with coke though.

    Last weekend was the state game for my school's baseball team. They are rather good. They ended up losing because of a bad call though. They didn't care too much though, since they all wanted to go to the after game party.

    You see, most of them really, really like weed. Some like coke though too, like the friend of mine.

    Anyway, after a night of drugs and alcohol something horrible happened. One of the sophomores was passed out. This friend of mine ended up trying to give him oral sex.

    It got around school and people are making fun of him constantly. The baseball team is trying to cover it up and say it was a joke but pretty much everyone knows it wasn't.

    This is particularly bad for the guy since he is 18 and the sophomore is like 15 or 16. That's at a minimum sexually assulting a minor. He is also going to a prep school for West Point and can get screwed over on that.

    He isn't gay though (we're pretty sure anyway). His favorite part of Schindler's List was when that one girl was shown topless, but part of him liking that scene was because a few Jews got sniped, so anyway.

    So, don't do any coke...or at least don't do it when other people are around. That's it.
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  • #2
    He was going to blow while high on blow? Whatta dumbass.

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    • #3
      but part of him liking that scene was because a few Jews got sniped, so anyway.




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      • #4
        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
        but part of him liking that scene was because a few Jews got sniped, so anyway.




        Get new friends, man!
        Well, I'm not really friends with him. I've never seen him on the weekend or even after school. I just see him at school. We do have a positive enough relationship for me to sit up straight so he can sleep in a class without being noticed (he sits behind me in that class).

        I am really against him not liking Jews though. He is also sexist which I don't like either.
        "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
        "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
        "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
        "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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        • #5
          Sounds like he's an ******* who's reaping what he has sown. On top of being a Jew-hating, sexist pig, he apparently thinks it's okay to molest sleeping people. Ick.
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          • #6
            I had a "friend" who once video taped himself shooting black kids in the city with a air gun while screaming racist things from the roof.

            I dont talk to him anymore.
            :-p

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            • #7
              I bet the cops would love to see that video

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DarthVeda
                I bet the cops would love to see that video
                i never got my hands on the copy
                :-p

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                  Sounds like he's an ******* who's reaping what he has sown. On top of being a Jew-hating, sexist pig, he apparently thinks it's okay to molest sleeping people. Ick.
                  Yeah, I don't think he'd normally molest sleeping people. He apparently was really out of it though. I'm upset with him for what he did but at the same time I really feel sorry for him.

                  People are really making fun of him. One guy in my class undid his belt with and pointed to his groin when this cokehead walked past and said "you know what to do."

                  Lucky for him, the semester ended today.
                  "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                  "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                  "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                  "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                  • #10
                    Here's another reason to not do cocaine: a recent study found that 50% of cocaine users experience a temporary increase in the MB isozyme of Creatinine Phosphokinase. Creatinine Phosphokinase is an enzyme chiefly found in muscle. The MB isozyme is specific to the heart. A temporary increase in CPK-MB may indicate at least some degree of damage to the muscle of the heart.
                    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                    • #11
                      Having done coke, I know how he felt.

                      Not about blowing a guy, but when I'm on coke I get really sexually adventurous. I've tried things that I only saw on the internet while on coke.

                      Even loinburger's favorite thing.



                      :P ACK!
                      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                      • #12
                        sounds like a loser......
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                        • #13
                          I want to chiefly lock myself in my room and do more coke, when I do coke. Weed would have me do something homosexual long before, because it activates odd schizoaffective behavior. Although when SOBER I would suck a guy off for an 8 ball long before for an ounce of weed

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                          • #14
                            Last weekend was the state game for my school's baseball team. They are rather good. They ended up losing because of a bad call though. They didn't care too much though, since they all wanted to go to the after game party.

                            You see, most of them really, really like weed. Some like coke though too, like the friend of mine.
                            See, drug use is for losers.

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                            • #15
                              I thought the fact that it's extremely illegal was a good idea not to do coke.

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