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  • #31
    Yay!!!!!

    What are the odds he'll host a reality TV show on Fox? I say 5 to 2.
    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
      "The Imperialist right wing Christian conservatives!"
      That would make no sense whatsoever with my statement....
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Stefu
        He's like a cuddly Joseph Goebbels.
        Actually, that's not true at all. Goebbels was a master of delivering the truth in such a way that it kept the spirits of the people up. He didn't engage in outright lies like the Iraqi Information Minister did. On the contrary, Goebbels was honest with the German people and told them when the war was going badly. For me, Goebbels is chilling precisely because he could be honest AND so very evil at the same time...

        al-Sahhaf is just fun! I think even he knew how silly his statements were, but he had little choice but to say them. And they provided entertainment for everyone!
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Jack the Bodiless


          Yes, that was my thought when I read that he was "trying" to surrender. How difficult can it be?

          MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: I wish to discuss surrender.
          U.S. COMMANDER: OK, let's talk.
          MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: You will hand over your guns and...
          U.S. COMMANDER: ...Uh, that's not right.
          MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: Sorry, I'll try again. You will dismantle your nuclear weapons...
          U.S. COMMANDER: ...Nope, you still haven't got the hang of it. Try again.


          Now do an interview with him
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #35
            and our hero will be able to go back to reporting the news!

            Get the latest update on UAE, business, life style, UAE jobs, gold rate, Exchange rate, UAE holidays, Dubai police, RTA and prayer times from UAE’s largest news portal.
            Stop Quoting Ben

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            • #36
              Does somebody have the webpage with his list of quotes?
              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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              • #37
                I got the impression that MSS is not lying outright. There was the possibility that his underlings fed him all the junk information produced by those surrendering Republican Guards.

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                • #38
                  Stop Quoting Ben

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                  • #39
                    Thanks Squirrel Tamer

                    You da man!
                    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                    • #40
                      "They think we are retarded - they are retarded."



                      Best page ever.
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #41
                        This is the best news since the fall of Baghdad!

                        Since George Bush likes him so much, perhaps he could replace Ari Fleischer. Imagine,

                        "Deficit? What deficit? There is no deficit and there never will be! Those who say tax cuts lead to deficits are liars. We all know that tax cuts lead to higher tax revenue due to an increased economy. How could anyone doubt this?"
                        http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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                        • #42
                          nobody is commenting on his new career
                          does nobody care about the future of our hero?
                          Stop Quoting Ben

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                          • #43
                            "Deficit? What deficit? There is no deficit and there never will be! Those who say tax cuts lead to deficits are liars. We all know that tax cuts lead to higher tax revenue due to an increased economy. How could anyone doubt this?"


                            I needed that this morning. Thank you.

                            -Arrian
                            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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