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  • #16
    I was thinking he would be better in MTV's "Music News"

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Tuberski
      I was thinking he would be better in MTV's "Music News"

      ACK!
      "Next up we have Cher, whose singing and sensuality is prefered by 100% of the Male population over Britney Spears and Christina Aguilara. Those who say otherwise are Mickey Mouse Club running-dogs."
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #18
        ROFLMAO @ Lonestar


        I loved that guy. I heard some Arab network intends to hire him as a political commentator.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Sirotnikov
          ROFLMAO @ Lonestar


          I loved that guy. I heard some Arab network intends to hire him as a political commentator.
          "In addition, 96% of young males ages 14-25 prefer formless choir robes and hand clapping over skimpy outfits while busty females gyrate. Those who say otherwise are clearly in the employ of the Imperialist Americans!"

          [whisper] Dude! You're in America now![/whisper]

          "The Imperialist French!"
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #20
            "The Imperialist right wing Christian conservatives!"
            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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            • #21
              "The Imperialist Nigerians!"

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              • #22


                I am so happy.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #23
                  He's like a cuddly Joseph Goebbels.
                  "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                  "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                  • #24
                    He's like a cuddly Joseph Goebbels.
                    There is something horribly, horribly wrong with that sentence. I keep seeing Mohammed Al Saeef as teddy bear now....
                    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                    • #25
                      Fortunately, I don't know who Joseph Goebbels is, so I won't have that problem...

                      And no, I don't want to know who Joseph Goebbels is...
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #26
                        Too bad. No doubt someone will be along shortly to deflower you.
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                        • #27
                          Goebbels was the Nazi Minister for "Enlightenment and Culture" (I think) during Hitler's Germany. His work was mostly calling for the death and killing of Jews and how they are all evil plotters wishing to destroy the 'Aryan' race. Committed suicide, me thinks, at the end of WWII.
                          "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                          • #28
                            After shooting his wife and kids.
                            Världsstad - Dom lokala genrenas vän
                            Mick102, 102,3 Umeå, Måndagar 20-21

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                            • #29
                              Hundred-nil
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by JohnT
                                Why would he surrender when Iraq is winning?
                                Yes, that was my thought when I read that he was "trying" to surrender. How difficult can it be?

                                MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: I wish to discuss surrender.
                                U.S. COMMANDER: OK, let's talk.
                                MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: You will hand over your guns and...
                                U.S. COMMANDER: ...Uh, that's not right.
                                MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: Sorry, I'll try again. You will dismantle your nuclear weapons...
                                U.S. COMMANDER: ...Nope, you still haven't got the hang of it. Try again.

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