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    "I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the **** I do!"
    I hope she was joking her Sid, she doent even know who he is!
    On her music:
    "When I get really upset, I go to my guitar. I feel like its my therapist."
    "I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and
    all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people
    like you!'"
    "It's somthing about "S8ter Boi" that makes it so hard rock. Oh, I know!
    It's me singing on the ****ing track!"
    "I write about whatever's on my heart."
    "I would describe my album as rock, pop, alternative... It's kind of all over
    the place. It's music with an edge."
    "Nick Carter wanted me to sing on his album but, you know, it's not really
    my thing. I'm not putting myself in the teen pop type of box."
    "'Skater Boy' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made. Alot of
    girls wish they could jam on the gutiar like I could, but they can't!"
    "Girls and guys can relate to my songs. They are deep and emotional. I wrote
    those lyrics when I was trying to survive."

    Other Artists
    "I mean, the way she dresses would you walk around the street in a f*ckin'
    bra? I'm not trying to dis anyone, but with me, the clothes I wear onstage
    are the clothes I would wear to school or go shopping. I'm not gonna go up
    onstage and dress different. Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like
    a showgirl. She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho.
    Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing
    one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going
    to do."
    "People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."
    "Michael Jackson freaks me out. What's with that fake nose?"
    "Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poser."
    "Christina Agu...who? I thought that w***e died!"
    "People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She cant even speak English."
    "Britney Spears is such a hoe cake."
    "Michelle Branch better watch her back."
    "I would love to work with Johnny Reznik from the Goo Goo Dolls, blink-182,
    and System of a Down -- that would rock!"


    "I don't want to be no fake pop ****."


    "I really hate preps."

    "Check out the lead singer! He's adorable! The funny thing is, we kind of look alike." - on her favorite band, Hanson
    Periodista : A proposito del escudo de la fe, Elisa, a mí me sorprendía Reutemann diciendo que estaba dispuesto a enfrentarse con el mismísimo demonio (Menem) y después terminó bajándose de la candidatura. Ahí parece que fuera ganando el demonio.

    Elisa Carrio: No, porque si usted lee bien el Génesis dice que la mujer pisará la serpiente.

  • #2
    She must be learning from all the rap artists, if you dont have talent then slag off somebody more famous then you and you'll get in the papers. Media coverage = more stupid kids who you hate are the only ones buying your **** record
    Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.

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    • #3
      *barfs* ***** dun even play guitar! she needs some Pantera shoved up her ass!
      "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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      • #4
        Let's see, bigot, whiner, two-digit IQ, clueless, and a liar or just terminally full of herself about her musical "ability." Oh, and as packaged and manufactured as anyone.

        Another loser.
        When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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        • #5
          "People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."
          C'mon, that one's really funny.
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #6
            I laughed at it

            Are these real quotes from her?
            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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            • #7



              "School gave me an inferiority complex, I never did my work, was always talking, and failed all my test because I didn't try. I would be throwing M&Ms and the English teacher would say, 'Stop that or I'm going to make you leave the room.' And I'd be like, Thats what I want. So I'd keep throwing them, get kicked out, and grab my skateboard and go skate."
              Periodista : A proposito del escudo de la fe, Elisa, a mí me sorprendía Reutemann diciendo que estaba dispuesto a enfrentarse con el mismísimo demonio (Menem) y después terminó bajándose de la candidatura. Ahí parece que fuera ganando el demonio.

              Elisa Carrio: No, porque si usted lee bien el Génesis dice que la mujer pisará la serpiente.

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              • #8
                That's the funniest picture I've seen in a long time...
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #9
                  What a stupid slut.
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                    What a stupid slut.
                    That about sums it up.

                    BTW - I like the new avatar, Boris. Are you going for the "Imperial Dominance" image?
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Agathon
                      BTW - I like the new avatar, Boris. Are you going for the "Imperial Dominance" image?
                      We all know how sexy neo-Fascist military uniforms are.
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #12
                        ignorant slut boris, ignorant
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #13
                          No, stupid. Ignorant would be too generous.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov

                            We all know how sexy neo-Fascist military uniforms are.
                            Yes we do
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                            Only feebs vote.

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                            • #15
                              And here's another of his finest
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