Newsflash: Civil War In Sovietskii Soyuz

[GeneralTacticus]

Throughout Apolyton, the reaction to the baseless charges made against the Sovietskii Soyuz has been public hilarity. The government of New Alysium is now the laughing-stock of the region for it's attempts to cover up the grave defeat of it's criminal aggression.

[Sheep]

The Lord Protector announces that while he has no family, he will not bow down to these terrorist threats in response for this outrage, the Government of Alecrast has one half hour (RT) before a nuclear warhead detonates over their capital.

[Archaic]

Your minister of war is now dead. Your wife is next. We've already taken cell samples from your entire family so that we might clone them and kill them over and over again if necessary. Perhaps you should reconsider?

Nice one. And you can dictate Sovietskii internal policy how?

[Sheep]

To Alecrast
From the Lord Protector: Funny that I didn;t like my war minister anyways, and wife? I am a cardninal of the catholic church I cannot have a wife. However I will tell you this. Evry main city in Alecrast is targeted by Sheepsta nuclear missiles. One more assasination by anyone and they will dissapear.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Now Sheep is slowely gaining control from his weak minded ministers who were attempting to stop the war. Your plan has backfired.

[Sheep]

The Holy Empire of Sheepsta, has cut all ties to both New Elysium and Alecrast for terrorist actions. We offer to pay 1 billion Fleeces to the government of the USJ and offer our military to aid the Sovietskii Soyuz. Lord Protector Liam Sheep says that Alecrast has 50 minutes to offer an apology before they are annihilated by nuclear war.

[GeneralTacticus]

NEWSFLASH:

Centralian and Alecrast forces have just defeated the last of the UBM rebels in Mockba. They report finding the apparent leaders of the rebellion dead by their own hands along with several nuclear warheads. Fortunately they were not armed, but they have now been confiscated by the Centralis government for the pruposes of deterent.

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Ah. A trator in our midsts. He's jumped once, he'll do it again.

[GeneralTacticus]

The Holy Empire of Sheepsta, has cut all ties to both New Elysium and Alecrast for terrorist actions. We offer to pay 1 billion Fleeces to the government of the USJ and offer our military to aid the Sovietskii Soyuz. Lord Protector Liam Sheep says that Alecrast has 50 minutes to offer an apology before they are annihilated by nuclear war.

Apology for what, precisely?

[Lawrence of Arabia]

Unfortunately I must hit the sack, but the war will continue tomorrow.

[Sheep]

Mudering my war minister, the old bastard, and holding my government to ransom. He has 40 minutes

[Jack_www]

We are glad that the The Holy Empire of Sheepsta has seen reason and are glad that they now are commited to stoping terriorism just as the nation of Jackson is as well. We condem the actions of Archaic.

[Archaic]

The government of Alecrast apologises. We have the wife of the New Elysium leader, not the Lord Protector.

No, what we have is the mistress and choir boys of the Lord Protector. We also find the threats of the Lord Protector empty, seeing as your entire Nuclear arsenal has already been purchased by our Yokuza from rogue elements in your military who have already been given political refugee status in Alecrast. We repeat again our suggestion that you surrender peacefully and begin immediate payment of war reperations to the Sovietskii and other involved nations, or that gun currently pointing at the base of your skull by your "trusted bodyguard" will go off.

[GeneralTacticus]

EDIT: In light of the new anouncement by the government of Alecrast, Centralis will withdraw it's advice. However, we will ontinue to seek a resolution to this crisis that will not involve nuclear war.

[Sheep]

Alecrast has now 20 minutes, to apologise properly.