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5 can n6t -6st r5ght n6w d4e t6 0y 2eyb6ard -r6b3e0s. w533 dea3 w5th Y64 b6th 3ater 6n."I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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It's because of the virus out information warfare department uploaded to Heressonia's computer network
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The front line is broken! Heressoni troops march into the second biggest city of Shivatopia, Shivagrad
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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And straight into the trap.
Varaag super cyber soldiers decimate them!
Sorry for the wee bit of damage doen to Shivagrad in the process!
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.Comment
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No worries, Heressonian POW slaves will fix it
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AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
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hah, this was only the avanguarde of our mighty forces!
Varaag cyber sholdiers are reduced to junk
Shivagrad utterly destroyed
our foces head for Shivington, and are going to test a new, deadly weapon on it
meanwhile, Heressonian intelligence creates a frog partisant army inside Varaag
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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It seems the communication system of Varaag and Shivatopia were destroyed as well
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Shivagrad wasn't destroyed, Heressonian soldiers were bribed and reported false news
Now they've formed the HLA (Heressonia Liberation Army) and have joined forces with Shivatopia and Varagg
Heresson's forces are deserting him, and his bunker is being bombed. His days are numbered
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AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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Silly propaganda of a dieing dictator!
Heressonian soldiers report they've found WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION amidst Shivagrad's ruins...
Shivatopia is ostracised by international community
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Of course we have WMDs. Some of them have been fired at your capital
BOOM they just exploded. Your capital is destroyed
Millions of frogs were instantly roasted
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Four prisoners in my dungeons, does not constitute an armyOriginally posted by Heresson
meanwhile, Heressonian intelligence creates a frog partisant army inside VaraagI don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.Comment
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Ha ha ha You wish, Shiva. Our great defence systems reverted the course of the missles, causing them to hit the place they were sent from!
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Good thing we moved our mobile launchers into Heressonia before the missiles were fired
They were fired from your second city, so you just destroyed your own city
Millions of frogs were roasted
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AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
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ha ha ha it was not our city in reality, but a treacherous point of Shivatopian intelligence
Heavy bombardement destroy dozens of shivatopian cities
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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