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  • #16
    So be it. There is money and blood available to you, but you will get it only over our dead bodies.

    Prepare for battle!
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #17
      Oh God, let the blood of your most beloved creatures be avenged!
      Heressonia puts strong divisions on the mountain passes leading to Shivatopian realm, while its fleet moves toward Shivatopian shores
      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
      Middle East!

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      • #18
        It seems Shivatopian people tremble in fear before mighty army of Heressonia
        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
        Middle East!

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        • #19
          Tremble in fear? Never. Rather, we quiver in eager anticipation. Emerald frogs for dinner. Mmm.
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #20
            Eating gemstones
            "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
            I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
            Middle East!

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            • #21
              They pass right through
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #22
                Heressonia gives Shivatopian Horde 3 hours to apologise. After that time, our fleet will commence bombardement of Shivatopian ports
                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                Middle East!

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                • #23
                  Do your worst. Our bombers are already in the air, streaking towards your capital with some presents for you.
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #24
                    They were shot down, and our mighty airplanes destroyed all your airports
                    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                    Middle East!

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                    • #25
                      Ha! Our decoy airports, made of nothing but cardboard and glue, managed to fool your idiot air force pilots

                      Meanwhile, the pilots of our shot down bombers, who had been trained as commandos as well, parachuted to safety and are now causing havoc behind Heressonian lines with their deadly fire and C4 explosives
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #26
                        Shivatopian parashooters were captured and are kept in, uh, humanitarian conditions... somewhere.
                        anyway: our army decided to strenghten its military position in the mountain passes by taking the shivatopian camp of Indiriaganda
                        Now, all the mountain passes are in our hands, shivatopian airforce seems destroyed, and our navy is blocking shivatopian ports, we got the frog-eaters by their throat
                        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                        Middle East!

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                        • #27
                          A bold counter-offensive by Shivatopian yak-herders from the mountains managed to decimate the invading Heressonian force using nothing but pitchforks and drunken yaks! The Heressonians are in full retreat, having never seen such angry beasts before

                          Meanwhile, our submarines, which had gone unnoticed by the poor sonar technology of Heressonia, have sunk the blockading ships
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #28
                            Perfect! Heressonians staged a retreat and lured a bulk of Shivatopian forces into a trap. Forced to surrender, they agreed to form The Army of Shivatopian Liberation to fight the deadly regime of Lord Shiva!

                            While our ships encounter some losses, the blockade lingers on, and in revenge, all the ports of Shivatopia were levelled to the ground. Submarines, having no base, will have to surrender, sooner or later
                            "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                            I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                            Middle East!

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                            • #29
                              Not before they station themselves of Heressonia's shore and empty their payload of missiles against Heressonian targets.

                              Well, they did that, and now all Heressonian military, political, and economic installations have been reduced to smoldering rubble
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                              • #30
                                Majority of Heressonian population and industry lives along Nahr al-Hirisun river... so no harm done
                                Majority of our trade is done throught the northern seas, where the capital and the biggest port, Heressonia Magna, is located. Fortunatelly, Shivatopians do not have access to the sea, and the only way leads through long Nahr al-Hirisun, making it impossible for remaining Shivatopian submarines to get through!
                                Meanwhile, our comando kidnapped the Shivatopian ministry of defence with all the war plans!
                                The Shivatopia Liberation Front moves forward, greeted warmly by Shivatopian folk!
                                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                                Middle East!

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