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24hr Rule long passed - Turn to Madrid.
PDRF OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE
To: Tomas de Torquemada
Subject: A Gentle French Nudge.
It would appear that whilst accepting my neighbourly gesture of an express Air Ambulance home you chose to discharge two of your young Law Students far too early from their Hospital Beds. Sadly, as warned, they proved too enfeebled to survive. One, obviously inadvertantly, wandered into an Airforce Testing Range and died from shock when a rocket exploded nearby whilst the other lost his bearings completely and perished under an SNCF Fast Freight Train carrying supplies for the Verteuil Garrison. It seems that one of your Diplomats, obviously the boy's mentor, was just too elderly and frail to survive the harshness of the climate upon our border and died from exposure.
Equally tragic was your failure to heed my warning as to the perilous nature of the shallow waters around the French West Coast. As predicted, your hulk just proved to be no longer seaworthy and foundered with the loss of all lives. You have my sympathies. If only it had followed it's sister ship into blue water it just might have survived it's journey home! A mysterious accident also seems to have occured to the West of Faverges; another ancient Spanish vessel suddenly sprang a leak but luckily I was able to despatch a Battleship in time to rescue the entire crew although, unfortunately, the Passenger Deck was flooded immediately and no survivors were found from there.
I would suggest that you just accept the fact that these antiquated old vessels are no longer fit for service, even as training ships, and place them on display somewhere where they can be admired for what they truly are - relics of a bygone age! The fate of your Law Students should also serve as a reminder of the need for adequate health care, bed rest after trauma and the ill-wisdom of sending little more than children into such hazardous places as French Testing Ranges.
Strangely it appears that this series of tragic, but easily avoidable, accidents has resulted in the dimunition of the diplomatic standing between our two nations. I have therefore immediately despatched a Peace Envoy to Reus to resolve this, I trust he is treated with the respect that his status as Commissar of the Lille Cooperative merits.
Your Constant Friend and Neighbour,
Chairman Jon, PDF.
END OF DESPATCH
PDRF OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE
To: Tomas de Torquemada
Subject: A Gentle French Nudge.
It would appear that whilst accepting my neighbourly gesture of an express Air Ambulance home you chose to discharge two of your young Law Students far too early from their Hospital Beds. Sadly, as warned, they proved too enfeebled to survive. One, obviously inadvertantly, wandered into an Airforce Testing Range and died from shock when a rocket exploded nearby whilst the other lost his bearings completely and perished under an SNCF Fast Freight Train carrying supplies for the Verteuil Garrison. It seems that one of your Diplomats, obviously the boy's mentor, was just too elderly and frail to survive the harshness of the climate upon our border and died from exposure.
Equally tragic was your failure to heed my warning as to the perilous nature of the shallow waters around the French West Coast. As predicted, your hulk just proved to be no longer seaworthy and foundered with the loss of all lives. You have my sympathies. If only it had followed it's sister ship into blue water it just might have survived it's journey home! A mysterious accident also seems to have occured to the West of Faverges; another ancient Spanish vessel suddenly sprang a leak but luckily I was able to despatch a Battleship in time to rescue the entire crew although, unfortunately, the Passenger Deck was flooded immediately and no survivors were found from there.
I would suggest that you just accept the fact that these antiquated old vessels are no longer fit for service, even as training ships, and place them on display somewhere where they can be admired for what they truly are - relics of a bygone age! The fate of your Law Students should also serve as a reminder of the need for adequate health care, bed rest after trauma and the ill-wisdom of sending little more than children into such hazardous places as French Testing Ranges.
Strangely it appears that this series of tragic, but easily avoidable, accidents has resulted in the dimunition of the diplomatic standing between our two nations. I have therefore immediately despatched a Peace Envoy to Reus to resolve this, I trust he is treated with the respect that his status as Commissar of the Lille Cooperative merits.
Your Constant Friend and Neighbour,
Chairman Jon, PDF.
END OF DESPATCH
So the French and the Incans launched a surprise attack against our neighbors. They even used nukes! Wales condemn the use of nuclear weapon against any nation. This is getting out of control...
If this is what the war is about, you could have simply requested me to change them and I would have seriously considered it! 
.. Why not join us in eradicating the terrorist camps holed up within fascist Spain instead of killing innocent Incan civilians? 
Thats right! Why not join us in eliminating this menace. It is true that our small military operations 'might' just help the French in their aggressive war, but ignore them! Look at the great service we will have done humanity!
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