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  • Fraze must still think im gone. Can you send it
    No Saddam I've not recived T207 yet. When I get it I will send it to you.

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    • *** bump ***
      First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

      Gandhi

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      • me is back now from mexico


        Tho I dont feel so hot


        I had food last night that leave strang stomach pain.

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        • Turn 207 to Don

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          • China condemns the americans for there expulsion of a chinese diplomat heading to germany. ABC american news channel reported that the diplomat was spying. This is outrageously false, and knowing that ABC is the source, we demand an apology. China does not spy, steal, pirate, or 'eat cats' and dogs as ABC accuses...


            Xui Chung Chinese Foreign minister was quoted as saying
            "This is very unfortunate that America has expelled a man of peace in a time of peace" he also added that "This does not in anyway damage chinese-american relations".


            Meanwhile Back home, Scientists in the revolutionary war council are nearly finished building a steel beast that rolls on land using some kind of tread system. Also the ministry of war and peace has commissioned the CSS-Beijing...in a attempt to update the very large but old Chinese Navy.

            Long live the revolution!


            Chairman, Saddam

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            • Turn 208 to Swissy.

              If the russian leader allow the romans to establish an embassy with them, I hereby allow the russians the same right.

              The roman scientists announce, that very soon a new productionline will be ready. The units that this line should be able to produce is fast, well armored and equipped with one large canon.
              First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

              Gandhi

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              • Turn 208 to Don

                The Russian leader allows anyone to establish an embassy. In exchange we expect to also be allowed to establish embassies in other nations.

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                • Turn to birdman........


                  A small chinese settlement was establish a on mainly Jamaican island. It is small, isolated, and the jamaicans will probably enver find it anyway.

                  Just so you are not too suprised and decide to attack it Swissy ..

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                  • After a second look at the production quarters this turn, Saddam came to the conclusion that pollution was indeed, getting bad.

                    At a meeting with key,he asked the ministry of Production operaters what they could do, only silence gripped the room.
                    One daring man stood and asked "We have a very busy schedule comandante, If you expect us to cut back our production just for the enviroment, we will never meet our demands." Saddam, concured that the problem is "Out of our hands".


                    In a televised address to his nation, he called upon the worlds only super-powers, Jamaica and America, to supply 3rd world nation's with clean technology. He warned that "Not doing so, will result in grave consequences, ecologically" and "that if somthing wasnt done about 3rd world nation pollution, there was a chance it could get out of hand..."

                    He also warned Jamaica and Scotland who's nations inparticuler sit on Swamps and would likely be the first to flood.

                    He ended the address bye saying "This is not just our problem, this is everybodys problem".

                    On a lighter note Chinese TV reports that crop yields are up 15% since the last season! This problably relates to the absence of bread riots during the anarchy period

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                    • Turn 209 to Swissy.

                      Statement from Senator Maximus of Rome:

                      "The roman nation is not pollution the world, but we do consider the pollution from other nations as a danger to the whole world. Therefore, we have had our scientist reshearching new ways, that will enable the Roman Nation to defend itself, when great migrations from other nations eventually will flood into roman territory after a global disaster.

                      The productionline for our new techology is ready. Now raw materials and half-fabricata are transported to a secret place.

                      In accordance to the agreement with The Great Leader Chairman Saddam of China and his duma, all nessesary documents has been dispatched by special delivery.

                      This knowledge is high classified and is not supposed to be exported to other nations, that might use it aggressive in politics and/or for other non-peacefull purposes."
                      First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                      Gandhi

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                      • Turn to Nuke Boy
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                        Comrade Swissy looked over the statement of the Chinese leader, "I wouldn't call China a third world power, but then I hardly think the Americans our equal. Just more rhetoric from that rabble rouser in Beijing."

                        "Our delegation has landed in Chinese lands. They had to use a stretch of road to land and the flight engineer questions that the local fuel may not be of adequate quality for the return flight. We haven't word yet as to whether the Chinese leader will accept our technology gift," the Foreign Minster reported. "We can only hope they will as satellite readings show they are now the highest polluter."

                        "Keep me informed," dismissing the Minister as he motioned to his aide to usher in his next appointment.

                        Three men entered. They were the heads of the most powerful families of Jamaica, at least before the "workers' revolution".

                        Comrade Swissy spoke first." So have you discussed my proposal?"

                        They answered in the affirmative.

                        "And do you agree this is the right path for Jamaica?"

                        Again all positive responses.

                        "Good, the land reforms program will be announced first, slowly you will reaquire you former lands. Then we will proceed to the industrial reforms and so on until the government and industry will be one. This is a great day for Jamaica gentlemen."
                        "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."--Victor Hugo

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                        • Turn 209 to Slamp
                          Let me explain something to you..... I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski(1998)

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                          • Slamp,

                            Did you receive the turn I sent? I sent it to 2 different addresses.
                            Last edited by Av8tor; July 8, 2001, 02:30.
                            Let me explain something to you..... I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski(1998)

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                            • Turn 209 to Don

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                              • I know I had promised to inform you, if I was going to be rated within the next 10 turns. I didn't.

                                But from next turn (turn 210) I am in as rated player.
                                First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

                                Gandhi

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