Swissy1 - Part IV

[St Jon]

Noble Quinns, You would do well to note that it is England that has been the nation under constant attack since my election to the Papacy. The old leader of the Primitives destroyed my Settlements and was funded by the Loasthesome One. I merely retaliated and was rewarded by being stabbed in the back by you Barbarians!

The HEE has never attacked any nation and yet you would seek to demonise me.

Pope Jon I, HEE

[Lung]

LIES!!!!

All war on this planet was initiated by the demonic English! Australian legend has it of a fabled land populated by the disciples of Satan. The English hordes that came over the mountains centuries ago were indeed demons from hell, so to demonise the English is entirely appropriate!!!

[quinns]

Turn 217 to Mobius of the Native Americans ---

Dear Pope -- I must believe my good friend and ally, Lung of the Australians, in this matter. What cause would he have to lie? Such shameful behavior for a Pope.

Mobius of the Native Americans -- Guide us in this hour of darkness. You have taken control of a very weak nation, but your mind is still as sharp as ever! What counsel do you have for us to help rid the earth of the Evil Pope Jon HEE?!

[MOBIUS]

Brave Native American forces today destroyed a Pale Face Trade route!

The great council convened over war pipes and it was decided to embrace the teachings of Communism!

Chief MOBIUS walking on water

[St Jon]

Turn 217 to the Loathesome One.

Victories upon all fronts!

At last the Salvation Army has crossed the mountains and liberated Melborne from the 'Forces of Darkness'. The happy citizens lined the streets to welcome in their liberators. It is good that the fruits of Heretic science also contributed to the English knowledge pool for now we can abandon gas lighting and candles.

In the North the Primitives were relieved of the problems of garrisoning Cherokee as it returned to the fold. As promised the Savages were afforded a fitting funeral pyre, along with all their worldly goods and close family members, they make poor slaves anyway being idle and ill-educated.

The Barbarians were not left out as Bergan too was freed from tyranny though, sadly, there few left to massacre so the numbers had to be made up from amongst the civilians. They understood the need to participate in the celebrations and died with smiles upon their faces.

Ever Onwards!
Pope Jon I, HEE.

[quinns]

Turn 218 to Mobius of the Native Americans --

Take heart fellow coalition members, we have just had a major victory over the English demons from Hell!

The entire English Musketeer/Cannon Division (9 stack) amphibious force that landed north of Nykoping was wiped out by Viking Forces!

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[St Jon]

Turn 218 to Lung the Vile.

I weep at the news of nine fine English Battalions killed in the line of duty. However, they knew their mission and willingly took on the risks. Barbarian losses must have been commensuately high and having brought them to battle the path has been cleared for Marine Army II.

Pope Jon I, HEE.

[quinns]

Turn to the Native Americans --

Indeed, Pope Jon I HEE has amassed a huge army. He tells the truth here. Another full Musketeer division has landed south of Nykoping. The gates of Hell have opened and all the vile demons have poured out into this world!

Quinns of the Viking

[MOBIUS]

The Pale Faces are at the gates!

We may fall - but at least we will fall heroically in BATTLE!

Death to the Pale Faces!


Chief MOBIUS Half Submerged in Water

[St Jon]

Turn to Lung the Loathesome.

How dare the Barbarians demand Gold from us! To teach them the evils of earthly desires Nykoping has been liberated and it's Garrison saved from further temptation.

Congratulations, Chief Walking on Water, for you indeed seem to have raised a fine Army in a very short time. It is sad that they will live little longer than their basic training.

Little activity in the South with but a few more of the Devil's Seed sent to where they belong.

Be of good cheer citizens of the World for liberation is close at hand!

Pope Jon I, HEE.

[quinns]

Such a joy to hear the Pope gloating and bragging... Thank you so much, Pope Jon HEE, for sharing the stories of your hard fought victories with us!

Turn 220 to Mobius the Water Walker!
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[Lung]

The remnants of the Australian 2nd Army have finally returned with tales of vastly overwhelming numbers of demons dressed as human soldiers. The stories told of endless waves of soldiers throwing themselves into the face of death has sent shudders through the peaceful folk of the great Australian cities of Sydney and Brisbane

The Australian 1st Army is preparing itself for the last great battles of this terrible war. They have prepared themselves for death, safe in the knowledge that they will find eternal peace in heaven, while the evil leader of the English, St. Jon, is destined to burn in hell for eternity for selling his soul to Satan. Alas, it seems that no Australian soldier will have the honour and joy of sending St. Jon to his inevitable fate Only time can send Jon to hell now.

[MOBIUS]

Blood has been drawn against the Pale Faces with at least one invader falling in battle...

We Native Americans salute our vanquished foe and hope to do much saluting of English dead in the coming seasons!

Chief MOBIUS Gasping for air

[St Jon]

Turn 220 to The Vile One.

Yet another Barbarian City falls, more of the 'Devil's Disciples' are consigned to Hell and the Primitives suffer further unsustainable loss.

Oh what joy it is to live in a World of peace and harmony!

Pope Jon I, HEE.

[quinns]

Turn to Mobius --

Sorry Lung, I'm not much of an ally either. I can't stop him! He's just a rollin' rollin' rollin' with his little doggies. (It's a bit ridiculous, really.)