Swissy1 - Part IV

[quinns]

If Lung resigns... I resign. Good game Jon! Congratulations. The rest is just carpentry work.

[St Jon]

Turn to 'The She Devil'.

I guess I don't know what's going on apart from the fact that Viking Cities have been liberated.

[St Jon]

Turn to Lung.

I'll take take Sydney before I'm gone!
[This message has been edited by St Jon (edited March 12, 2001).]

[St Jon]

Three Turns to Sydney's liberation!

[St Jon]

What chance do you have when you cannot even beat India where it really counts?

[Lung]

As the seemingly unstoppable English army slowly advance upon Sydney, Australian troops on a quest of vengeance make an advance on their own towards liberating Bulgandramine!!!

St. Jon the Demonic seems to have been caught with his pants down with a decidedly shorter number of troops in that region, not to take away any glory from the Aussie troops, who easily brushed aside an equal number of English troops before being faced by another battalion of English musketeers, who recently joined their comrades in hell!

Meanwhile, Lung the Legendary has settled into his secret headquarters in the sad expectation that the once grand city of Sydney can no longer be saved from the ogres of the east The secret headquarters have had their security strengthened recently and their troops built up in the belief that St. Jon shall inevitably find it's location. However, St. Jon shall find to his dismay that the secret headquarters is no less than impregnable

In other news, the remote city of Cullacabardee finally fell to overwhelming numbers of English soldiers. The recent grand victory in the "Battle of Cullacabardee" by the mighty Australians has proved to be all in vain

Hey, at least we're getting turns every 24 hours for the first time in the history of the game!!!
[This message has been edited by Lung (edited March 18, 2001).]

[St Jon]

The Seige of Sydney has commenced!

How long can it stand against the might of the English Army?

Just don't think can run off and hide in some far flung City for I shall track you down until the ends of the earth!

[St Jon]

Glory be unto England!

Sydney is ours and Brisbane has but a couple of Turns left before she too enjoys liberation from her satanic mistress.

[quinns]

LOL!

[Lung]

Lung the Legendary receives news that Sydney is under siege by demonic hordes that stretch out as far as the eye could see Thankfully, the fortress has reached the stage where it can hold out against all but the biggest of armies, and will be the last great stand of Lung the Legendary, who shall survive to destroy the English scourge, or yield and die gloriously!!!

[Lung]

***NEWS FLASH*****NEWS FLASH*****NEWS FLASH***

AUSTRALIAN FORCES LIBERATE YATTEYATAH!!!!

Wild celebrations swept from one end of Yatteyatah to the other, after glorious Australian troops marched to the town hall in TRIUMPH!!! For centuries, Yatteyatans were told of a day in the future where they would all be liberated from the clutches of English tyranny. Finally, that day has come The following morning Yatteyatah suffered a collective hangover as parties and celebrations went long into the night.

Members of the Yatteyatan resistance were immediately honoured for their courage in the face of adversity. Now the citizens have been armed in expectation of the upcoming onlsaught. Having come to believe that the annexation of all of Australia was inevitable, the demonic English has been given an almighty kick to the nads!!

Turn 235 to the deposed one

[St Jon]

Both the Mayor of Yattehyatteh and CC Army Group IV have been shot for incompetence above and beyond the call of duty.

[St Jon]

Yattehyatteh has renjoined the fold and Brisbane also liberated!

Now if it's neither Budalaheh or Seminole just where is the Devil Woman hiding?

[Lung]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Lung the Legendary's secret fortified headquarters is approaching impregnability, hopefully in time before the demonic English arrive!

TO THE DEATH!!!

[St Jon]

Nothing is impregnable!