Swissy1 - Part IV

[TheBirdMan]

c'est la garde?

c'est la guerre??????? (maybe wrong spelled again, as french in NOT my language eiher).

Ages ago - most french classhours were "moved" to Lincoln, that was a little inn in Copenhagen at that time - beers and billards. Much time and money was spend there with my friends


King before New Year!!!!!!
[This message has been edited by TheBirdMan (edited December 21, 2000).]
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[St Jon]

It's Xmas and I have Montpanasse upon my mind!

[Lung]

Turn 207 to Mathew

[St Jon]

Turn 208 to Lung the Heretic.

Upon liberating the City of Bulgandramine we find the full horror of the Heathen teachings of the 'Dispicable One'! The vile word, 'Communism', was first heard by the pious folk of England and they were mightily offended.

It looks as though the 'Heathen Dogs' of the South do possess an Army after all, if it deserves the name, and all seems set fair for the biggest act of English Genocide since we first visited Tasmania!

The next victory against the 'Barbarians' looks likely to be scored with the taking of Lund. One can only wonder just how much they have left to lose? At least they have been considerate enough to provide us with some of the Infrastructure neccessary to successfully redeploy our Troops without too many problems. Why only Roads though? Both of our Attackers have possessed Railroad Technology for many years and yet neither seems to have bothered to put it to good use. Think of my poor footsore Infantry you heartless swine!

Pope Jon I, HEE.

[St Jon]

Turn 209 to the 'Loathesome One'.

Yet another Australian City falls with barely a shot fired! At least the pitiful heretics have shown the balls to initiate some form of resistance but with only so few how do they expect to conquer?

As ever, the Nordic Barbarians continue to offer meaningful opposition to the 'Salvation Army', so much so that lunch in Lund has had to be delayed for another Turn. We salute you poor people for though you may not have learnt yet how to live you have indeed mastered the art of dying very well.

Pope Jon I, HEE

[St Jon]

At last Turn 210.

More Australian dead litter the field and Barbarian Ships rest upon the seabed. Lund is now fully invested and casualties are mounting.

With Lund secured and the Battle of New Brighton won both of the aggressor nations will be finished.

Pope Jon, HEE.

[St Jon]

Turn 212 to Lung.

At last Lund is liberated and the Viking Fleet destroyed!


What's odd's will you give me, Lung, that it's all over by 225? I'll give you odds-on for 230 but you'll have to offer better than 5/1 for 220.

[Lung]

The brave soldiers of the 3rd Australian division fight on against overwhelming odds, with the satanic Engish hordes arriving in ever-increasing numbers. The 2nd Brigade were forced to retreat to a new position, while the 3rd Brigade continue to inflict heavy casualties among the English, although the heretic English seem to replace them as fast as we can kill them.

THEY ARE TRULY POSSESSED!!!

As for defeating Australia by turn 225 - ha! Australians will still be free from the clutches of English oppression come turn 230, rest assured. So far, the only thing defeating us is the ridiculous "war discontent", which now stands at around a ludicrous 7 ( ), and thus prevents us from adequately defending ourselves. We console ourselves in the knowledge that our departed soldiers have gone to a better place, while those English troops that die in battle go to where they belong - IN HELL!!!

[St Jon]

Haaa! You feeble lamb.

You call a single English Musketeer 'heavy casualties'?

Where's your wonga Lunglady and what are the odds?

[St Jon]

Turn 213 to 'The Loathesome One'

This has ceased to be a War and become a Rout. Nine Stacks fall like flys to the Brave English Army without a single casualty, save for an unfortunate 'Ancient' Unit and a defenceless Diplomat sent on recon duties last Turn, even in full frontal assault against the Australians. We salute the Brave Barbarians who at least continue to seek to offer worthwhile resistance but after their failed attempt to retake Lund and the loss of their reserve can they really protect their hinterland?

The only real opposition left is the abyssmal Australian Infrastructure which precludes rapid troop deployment but if our engineers have to build our own railway lines then so be it!

Pope Jon, Holy English Empire.

Maybe I will now accept 3/1 on 225!

[Lung]

The brave Australian soldiers have only been defeated by the stupid "war unhappiness", which effectively eliminates all hope of re-inforcements

It looks like the developers at Craptivision made sure that no underdogs could make a comeback and defy the odds . It's rather boring that production is everything in CTP. But the war unhappiness is unnecessary and only serves to punish the victims. It's sort of like having the higher tax brackets at the bottom end of the scale!

However, i shouldn't take anything away from you, Jon, as i mostly only have myself to blame

[St Jon]

Is that a 'Surrender Note' or do I still have to build a Railway to Sydney?

Damn, it looks like I'm not going to win a cent off you!!!!!
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[Lung]

Surrender? NEVER!!!

TO THE DEATH!!!!!

[St Jon]

Tedium!

Well a 'Good Australian' is a 'Dead Australian' so it's business as usual.

[St Jon]

Turn 214 to the Satanic Lung.

With the Australians in full retreat and Armies converging upon them from all sides we prepare for mopping up operations. Once the Grand English Trans-Continental Railroad is completed communication between London and her new Cities of Trondheim and Sydney will be effortless.

All eyes have now turned towards the fair lands of the Vikings. Another of their Armies lies dead upon the field and from it's depleted size it is surely their last.

Since offer of a dishonourable surrender has been refused then let neither Viking or Australian think to expect mercy!

Pope Jon, HEE.

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"And I declared that the dead who had already died, are happier than the living, who are still alive. But better than both is he who has not yet been, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun."