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The true conclusion
From my determination, I have won the story contest, which means a silly continuation of the Wanderings.
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It was two-thirty a.m. Athens time, while most Athenians were participating in orgies, as was the custom ever since the sacrafice of the trainer, Poopsie's mom, Civman was marching north to conduct battle with the newfound English enemy, when he saw something odd on the side of the road.
"what the hell? Glowing green goop?"
"GROSS it's warm!!"
Just then there was a rustling in the bushes
"I'm Sovy Kurosei, I'm here to make you die Civman, that goop you are holding is what I'm going to call radioactive."
"Radioactive? Will it play Devil went down to Georgia?"
"NO, it will play your death toll Civman!"
"You mean, For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica, right?"
"Never mind, give me that"
Sovy ate the goop, killing himself due to Civman's unsophisticated scientific mental ability, mainly due to the fact that only the russians had the use of Uranium, so Civman didn't know what it was.
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Elizabeth was startled by loud booms outside, those damn new birds were back.
"Sendeth the English Archers"
"ARCHERS TAKE YOUR PLACES!"
"READY"
"FIRE!!!"
On fire, the Grecian air fleet dropped their payloads, there literally was a fire on the English Palace, Elizabeth packed up her leather and whips and set out for York, the only other English city.
She never got there....
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Meanwhile, Poopsie was still stalemated in a trench outside of the fortress that was Liepzig, he had a discussion with one of his engineers, and here's what happened.
The Liepzig guard was hearing all sorts of strange noises coming from the woods just outside of the wall, Something was up. Soon, 6 men could be seen pushing a large wooden rabbit up to the main gates. Finally some of the guards came out and pushed it into the fortress.
"Great idea Engineer, now what?"
"well.. you, lancelot, and I, wait til nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, not only catching them off guard, but toothly unarmed"
"who leaps out?"
"you.. lancelot.. and.. um..... Maybe if we built a large wooden badger"
Suddenly, a most dreadful sproing was heard, and the rabbit flew out of the castle, and killed a packhorse.
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Lincoln was scared, his English allies had lasted only a year, who was he going to get to offset the Grecian behemoth of war?
"Sovy Kurosei the second, of the United Soviet Socialist Republic, Mr. President."
The normal diplomatic schpeal went on, and finally there was a conclusion to the talks.
"So Catherine will use nuclear weapons if I am attacked by Civman, if I give you $10,000 a year?"
"That's the long and short of it"
"Deal"
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Catherine was in Alexander's office, very impressed with the virtual monopoly on culture this place had.
"Here are the plans Alexander, have fun."
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Civman had just been given the order to return to Athens
"But, Alexander, I want to fight!"
"Civman, I have a more important task for you"
Suddenly intrigued, "oh really, what is it?"
"Break in my new virgins for me, I have a bomb to construct."
"SIR YES SIR" "Let's go ladies, you heard the man"
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Civman's army rolled into Washington, but Civman was not there, Abe wasn't recieving Russian support, and his colonies were turning to Greece, WITHOUT A FIGHT GRR!!!
"what can we do about all of these traitors?"
"not much sire, you are the only one pledging allegience to the flag of the United States of America today. Praise the GRECIAN EMPIRE" The attendent, Chuck, drew his pistol and fired it through Abe's head, America was no more.
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"ALEXANDER!! GREAT NEWS!!"
"Whathafuciszzat?" He was "excercising" again.
"With our new knowledge of fusion, we can put our spaceship into outer space."
"WOOHOO, I'm gonna lay a MARTIAN!"
"Actually, NO, you are going to Alpha Centauri to begin a new colony there."
"That means breeding right?"
"yes sire"
"Then sign me up, I'm ready for some space sex!!!"
And so, the intrepid Grecians depart for yet another crazed wandering, this time to a distant galaxy, will they make it? Nobody knows.....
THE END
Originally posted by Metaliturtle
yeah, I'm just really bored with this story now, and the further I get, the more limited I feel, I do have an alternative ending in store, pending a story contest win, (then the story will deserve one) otherwise CGWII should be better. Also read my U.N. Story about the deliciousness of pie, it's funny and based on some real life
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It was two-thirty a.m. Athens time, while most Athenians were participating in orgies, as was the custom ever since the sacrafice of the trainer, Poopsie's mom, Civman was marching north to conduct battle with the newfound English enemy, when he saw something odd on the side of the road.
"what the hell? Glowing green goop?"
"GROSS it's warm!!"
Just then there was a rustling in the bushes
"I'm Sovy Kurosei, I'm here to make you die Civman, that goop you are holding is what I'm going to call radioactive."
"Radioactive? Will it play Devil went down to Georgia?"
"NO, it will play your death toll Civman!"
"You mean, For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica, right?"
"Never mind, give me that"
Sovy ate the goop, killing himself due to Civman's unsophisticated scientific mental ability, mainly due to the fact that only the russians had the use of Uranium, so Civman didn't know what it was.
_____________________________________________
Elizabeth was startled by loud booms outside, those damn new birds were back.
"Sendeth the English Archers"
"ARCHERS TAKE YOUR PLACES!"
"READY"
"FIRE!!!"
On fire, the Grecian air fleet dropped their payloads, there literally was a fire on the English Palace, Elizabeth packed up her leather and whips and set out for York, the only other English city.
She never got there....
_____________________________________________
Meanwhile, Poopsie was still stalemated in a trench outside of the fortress that was Liepzig, he had a discussion with one of his engineers, and here's what happened.
The Liepzig guard was hearing all sorts of strange noises coming from the woods just outside of the wall, Something was up. Soon, 6 men could be seen pushing a large wooden rabbit up to the main gates. Finally some of the guards came out and pushed it into the fortress.
"Great idea Engineer, now what?"
"well.. you, lancelot, and I, wait til nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, not only catching them off guard, but toothly unarmed"
"who leaps out?"
"you.. lancelot.. and.. um..... Maybe if we built a large wooden badger"
Suddenly, a most dreadful sproing was heard, and the rabbit flew out of the castle, and killed a packhorse.
______________________________________________
Lincoln was scared, his English allies had lasted only a year, who was he going to get to offset the Grecian behemoth of war?
"Sovy Kurosei the second, of the United Soviet Socialist Republic, Mr. President."
The normal diplomatic schpeal went on, and finally there was a conclusion to the talks.
"So Catherine will use nuclear weapons if I am attacked by Civman, if I give you $10,000 a year?"
"That's the long and short of it"
"Deal"
_______________________________________________
Catherine was in Alexander's office, very impressed with the virtual monopoly on culture this place had.
"Here are the plans Alexander, have fun."
_______________________________________________
Civman had just been given the order to return to Athens
"But, Alexander, I want to fight!"
"Civman, I have a more important task for you"
Suddenly intrigued, "oh really, what is it?"
"Break in my new virgins for me, I have a bomb to construct."
"SIR YES SIR" "Let's go ladies, you heard the man"
_______________________________________________
Civman's army rolled into Washington, but Civman was not there, Abe wasn't recieving Russian support, and his colonies were turning to Greece, WITHOUT A FIGHT GRR!!!
"what can we do about all of these traitors?"
"not much sire, you are the only one pledging allegience to the flag of the United States of America today. Praise the GRECIAN EMPIRE" The attendent, Chuck, drew his pistol and fired it through Abe's head, America was no more.
________________________________________________
"ALEXANDER!! GREAT NEWS!!"
"Whathafuciszzat?" He was "excercising" again.
"With our new knowledge of fusion, we can put our spaceship into outer space."
"WOOHOO, I'm gonna lay a MARTIAN!"
"Actually, NO, you are going to Alpha Centauri to begin a new colony there."
"That means breeding right?"
"yes sire"
"Then sign me up, I'm ready for some space sex!!!"
And so, the intrepid Grecians depart for yet another crazed wandering, this time to a distant galaxy, will they make it? Nobody knows.....
THE END
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