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[Iron Jackson]

Originally posted by ikkuh
How's your biorythm Iron Jackson?

At that time I was cool.
It was 5.38 a.m. local time. I had to bring my parents to the bus station at 6.30 a.m. and my work started at 7.00 a.m. today.


But half an hour later it was like that:

Because PBEMNN brought BREAKING NEWS:

The following report was sent to us just a few minutes ago from our correspondent in Moscow, Pjotr Tellstruthov:

"A lot of journalists are waiting just outside the russian parliament, where the delegates have been discussing for some hours behind closed doors. The few rumours about the subject of the discussion extend from a possible war to the sudden death of the czar."

"Fortunately enough, a spokesman of the czar invited all the journalists into the building for a press conference."

The russian czar, Iron Jackson I., was alive and kicking.


He then revealed the reason for the meeting of the parliament in his speech.

Iron Jackson I. :
"My beloved russian people!
I´ve got bad news for you. The evil Germans captured in a perfidious and cowardous attack our trail of settlers on their way to their new homeland. I assure you, we will take revenge for this attack. Our secretary of war, Prince Dimitri Destroyowitsch, will tell more about this attack now."

Dimitri Destroyowitsch:
"Comrades!
The cowardous Germans ambushed our trail of settlers while they were sleeping. Survivors who were able to get back to Moscow told us terrible things about it. Little children had to watch how their fathers were murdered and their mothers were r***d. These children, the future of Russia, are now slaves for the pleasure of the decadent ruler of Germany. We will wipe them out. They´ve looked death in the face when they made this horrid attack."

A spokesman for the ministry of war and propaganda then explained how the 100 divisions of troups will defend the German attack and in the future will destroy them.

Pjotr Tellstruthov, Moscow for PBEMNN

[Iron Jackson]

If I look at Bongo´s screenshot: I don´t understand why Don made no pop-rush in order to get a warrior. Or was the city size 1 at that time ? Otherwise a pop-rushed unit would have been available the next round right to defend the city.

[Paddy]

wow we got news PBEMNN have been on the box every 15 mins with amazing stufff...

yep they have had something to say.... and all the way from someplace where I never heard off, you know that is amazing...

memo to self, next time don't use all the soap, then the box won't be empty for evil ruskie vodka swilling warmongers to explain their revenge on good ol' fashion country cannibals like the hun...

the crazy thing of this is that I got no idea what the soap was used for anyway

hey Czar bloke, don't kill em all, without them around we will never get volkswagons....

war and peace..... didn't that have something to do with Russians and

[bongo]

More about Don: He finished his settler the turn before he knew I was there. As he had only 1 citizen left he couldn't rush anything. Unless he sacrified his settler, either by disbanding it or adding it back to the city and then pop-rushing. Either way, his biggest 'problem' was perhaps that he couldn't imagine me going after his capitol. When he found out what I was doing it was alredy too late. Edit: Or he had decided to leave the game.

Exciting news from russia
Love the name of the ministers

[bongo]

Now, where is the save this time? I sent it to Kaiser friday, about 0900-0930. Did you get it Kaiser?

[Iron Jackson]

Haven´t seen the save since Friday.

@ Bongo:
My fellow worker Helmut helped me with the names. Thanx to him.

[Paddy]

well done to Helmut...

[Johann Moritz]

@ Iron Jackson and his ministers.

Sorry for the delay, another "puente", this time to celebrate 25 years of democratic constitution and the final break of war so desired by the bellicuous German people

[Paddy]

thanks Kaiser, onto Iron Jackson...

[Johann Moritz]

Originally posted by Iron Jackson Survivors who were able to get back to Moscow told us terrible things about it.

Otto Theyreallbastardsel, Minister of Foreign Affairs:
-That's an unfortunate example of the cruel, desperate and useless propaganda of the enemy. Everyone in this world knows that the Blue Army never leaves survivors, but quickly attracts every civilian and soldier (in the assumption he is alive) to the Truth, the only that will prevail over the others, that belonging to the superior race, and that all those "new fatherland's children" will serve with blind loyalty to that chosen race, and will even sacrifice their lives fighting against the country that forgot them

_without Santa's red hat

[Iron Jackson]

Originally posted by Kaiser Wilhem
Otto Theyreallbastardsel, Minister of Foreign Affairs:
-That's an unfortunate example of the cruel, desperate and useless propaganda of the enemy. Everyone in this world knows that the Blue Army never leaves survivors, but quickly attracts every civilian and soldier (in the assumption he is alive) to the Truth, the only that will prevail over the others, that belonging to the superior race, and that all those "new fatherland's children" will serve with blind loyalty to that chosen race, and will even sacrifice their lives fighting against the country that forgot them

Sergej Liarajew, Minister for Internal Affairs:

Comrades,
This is a good example for the perfidious behaviour of the cowardous Germans. Their army is to weak to fight even the 99th brigade of the veteran´s army (only members older than 80 years allowed). So they need to acquire children to have a fighting squad.

---- Commercial ----

Book your tickets today for a walk through the ruins of Berlin. Available soon.
Adults 100 Rubels, Children 20 Rubels, Veterans free.

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This war will be finished sooner than the Germans think.


-> Bongo

[bongo]

Exciting times indeed

I'm looking forward to seeing more ruins

I added a picture of current Rome, not much to look at now I'm afraid. 17 centuries of decay does that to a city


Edit: To Kaiser Wilhelm

[Paddy]

Thanks for the save Kaiser,

Onto Iron Jackson....

[Iron Jackson]

-> already in Norway

[bongo]

To Kaiser then.

Are we awake in spain now