Originally posted by ikkuh
How's your biorythm Iron Jackson?
How's your biorythm Iron Jackson?
It was 5.38 a.m. local time. I had to bring my parents to the bus station at 6.30 a.m. and my work started at 7.00 a.m. today.
But half an hour later it was like that:

Because PBEMNN brought BREAKING NEWS:
The following report was sent to us just a few minutes ago from our correspondent in Moscow, Pjotr Tellstruthov:
"A lot of journalists are waiting just outside the russian parliament, where the delegates have been discussing for some hours behind closed doors. The few rumours about the subject of the discussion extend from a possible war to the sudden death of the czar."
"Fortunately enough, a spokesman of the czar invited all the journalists into the building for a press conference."
The russian czar, Iron Jackson I., was alive and kicking.

He then revealed the reason for the meeting of the parliament in his speech.
Iron Jackson I. :
"My beloved russian people!
I´ve got bad news for you. The evil Germans captured in a perfidious and cowardous attack our trail of settlers on their way to their new homeland. I assure you, we will take revenge for this attack. Our secretary of war, Prince Dimitri Destroyowitsch, will tell more about this attack now."
Dimitri Destroyowitsch:
"Comrades!
The cowardous Germans ambushed our trail of settlers while they were sleeping. Survivors who were able to get back to Moscow told us terrible things about it. Little children had to watch how their fathers were murdered and their mothers were r***d. These children, the future of Russia, are now slaves for the pleasure of the decadent ruler of Germany. We will wipe them out. They´ve looked death in the face when they made this horrid attack."
A spokesman for the ministry of war and propaganda then explained how the 100 divisions of troups will defend the German attack and in the future will destroy them.
Pjotr Tellstruthov, Moscow for PBEMNN
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