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  • I didn't get the save.
    Formerly known as Masuro.
    The sun never sets on a PBEM game.

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    • Originally posted by ricketyclik
      A gallah is a loud, annoying and clownish bird, although actually quite intelligent (for a bird). They are destructive and cheeky. I think it's the cheeky part Aqualung was thinking of, due to your propensity for mooning.
      Very well described rickety Actually, I didn't realise they were intelligent, so no, it wasn't the cheeky part I was referring to Sorry Mas, just kidding.....but it was funny!!!

      As for alliances.....I fail to see how any one of the 4 human Lords involved in this monumental imperial struggle to prevail over the unthinking and impetuous pre-programmed automatons that represent France, Austria, Ottomans and Sweden, could in their right mind consider that one of these "robots" could lift themselves to such an intellectual level as to participate in our alliance through intelligent discussion via diplomatic dispatches. I am therefore much more inclined to believe that one of the human Lords has descended to the level of an unintelligent AI civ and that Spain is his land

      In short, oh fickle Lord Masuro of the spineless Spanish, Sweden was never part of the Grand Alliance.....and unless I am mistaken, the King of Sweden has never contributed to our military plans via this thread. So get your pompous arse out of Sweden so I can capture their cities on behalf of our alliance leader, the Lord Paddy of Prussia, who has suffered terribly at the hands of the dastardly Austrians!
      Last edited by Aqualung71; September 6, 2004, 09:52.
      So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
      Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste

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      • indeed
        Gurka 17, People of the Valley
        I am of the Horde.

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        • Originally posted by Masuro
          I didn't get the save.
          My mistake, I didn't send it at all.

          May 1805 to Masuro

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          • The paltry Swedish empire has been rendered into two halves.....the capital Stockholm has been annexed as and additional province of Imperial Russia.

            Spanish observation forces (3 minor units plus Ferdinand of the Artillery) have been sighted hoarding Iron Hills in Sweden, though one can only presume their main army is either hiding out of view or making their way along the coast for a surprise attack upon the Russian mainland.

            Alexander of Russia calls upon his ally, Prince Paddy of Prussia, to accept peace and side with Russia in this war. The spoils of victory shall not be inconsiderate.

            Alexander also calls upon the Spanish King to see reason, accept reality and withdraw from Sweden before the situation becomes irretrievably ugly. Please advise the Swedish King that you must desert him in his hour of need!

            To rickety
            So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
            Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste

            Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS

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            • Good to see some progress in civilising this tempestuous and wily continent

              July 1805 to Masuro

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              • anyone seen the Spanish Lord around these past hours...
                Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                I am of the Horde.

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                • It's so nice to have friends
                  Formerly known as Masuro.
                  The sun never sets on a PBEM game.

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                  • As my mum would say......you made your bed, now lie in it
                    Last edited by Aqualung71; September 8, 2004, 09:54.
                    So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
                    Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste

                    Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS

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                    • Your bed is on fire, me ol' c*ck. Check the foreign advisor screen.
                      Formerly known as Masuro.
                      The sun never sets on a PBEM game.

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                      • you two have some real personal discussions

                        Sept 1805 to Aqualung
                        Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                        I am of the Horde.

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                        • Ah, it's all in good fun.
                          Formerly known as Masuro.
                          The sun never sets on a PBEM game.

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                          • Originally posted by Masuro
                            Ah, it's all in good fun.
                            Oh, is it? I thought you were being serious. Ok then, I'll let your troops leave Sweden peacefully, since your threats to date have only been in jest. And to think I was going to destroy all your troops

                            Meanwhile, our Russian Cossack scouts have spied some confusion within the Swedish and Spanish lines surrounding Russian Stockholm. It seems Swedish troops in their grief have mistakenly massacred 2 Spanish Cavalry Regiments, a Soldado Regiment, and captured an Artillery Regiment.....will Ferdinand spend the rest of the war in a Swedish prison? Or will he be liberated....ironically....by Russian troops?

                            Now therefore, Czar Alexander the Aqualung of Russia calls upon his faithful allies Lord Ricketyclik of Britain and Lord Paddy of Prussia to observe the evidence of the Spanish dictator's treachery:

                            Spain has entered Military Alliances against Russia with the aforementioned enemy Austria and the muslim heathens of the Ottoman Empire

                            Russia has therefore reinforced its southern flank against possible Austrian/Ottoman attack, while redoubling its efforts against the Spanish supported Swedes.

                            It is time to bring the Spanish renegade to heel.
                            So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
                            Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste

                            Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS

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                            • Brave words.




                              But you're toast. ^^
                              Formerly known as Masuro.
                              The sun never sets on a PBEM game.

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                              • Really?

                                And how do you figure that, oh master tactician?
                                So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
                                Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste

                                Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS

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