Frog Stomp

[Paddy]

Lord Masuro
my nation has never betrayed you or any of my righteous allies

If I choose to share my humble gold pile with my worthy neighbour then I see no reason why you should be offended

Jan 1806 to Czar of the Russia's

[marcuspeddle]

Share your gold pile by all means. But please do not share information about my troops numbers and movements. Loose lips sink ships!!!

[Aqualung71]

Ah indeed.....and if 2 of our older rat-infested galleys have indeed been sunk by Spanish shot, then rest assured that the unfortunate Spanish souls lured into the gulf of Sweden by such superfluous and obsolete bait shall never return home alive

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
To the Lord Paddy of Prussia.....your financial aid is greatly appreciated in these difficult times, and the Russian Czar pledges to repay your loyalty with interest when the time is right. Meanwhile, we must continue our Crusade against the Spanish traitor and his Swedish underlings, whose time on this earth is limited.

Strangely though, the Lord Rickety has been quiet in these proceedings. Perhaps he has played the part of Judas, accepting 20 pieces of silver for acquiescence (ie, access to shipping lanes )

And for those loyal allies of Russia (and even those not so loyal allies, if such indeed exist), we have ascertained the following distribution of Spain's military, clearly inferior to the might of Russia:

40 Cavalry
4 Cannon
3 Frigate
10 Transports
42 Soldado
24 Grand Battery
6 Ships of the Line

Our Russian Intelligence Party (RIP) believes that all Spanish instances of chest-puffing are indeed absolute bluff, and that either there is little resistance in Sweden, or the Spanish homeland is dangerously undefended. Rickety - despite possible alliances you may have made....this is clearly your opportunity!

on to you, Lord Rickety the quiet one

wow

that is quyite a list

[marcuspeddle]

One of your rat-infested galleys was an elite Ship-of-the-line. You'll be missing that.

[Aqualung71]

Mother Russia has plenty more waiting to pounce, and under construction

By the way King of Spain, where are all these brave Spanish Armies of yours, defending the honour of Sweden? Come out of your caves, if you dare!

[marcuspeddle]

They are defending, not attacking. That's why you don't see them.

[Aqualung71]

In that case, they will soon find themselves defending Russian territory against the Russians. Fat lot of good that will do your allies, the Swedes

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
Ah indeed.....and if 2 of our older rat-infested galleys have indeed been sunk by Spanish shot, then rest assured that the unfortunate Spanish souls lured into the gulf of Sweden by such superfluous and obsolete bait shall never return home alive

why for you make these accusations against me and my humble people

you live way to close to those who allow the fleas of one thousand camels to infest their armpits

look closely at the various screens that your advisors give you

then look closely at my lands as your many vessels pass through waters claimed by my people openly for a great many generations


ok so what do you see with all of this information

do you see a massive war machine ready to rip the very heart and soul out of the cities of your large and mighty nation?????





and yet you take the time to throw such insults and veiled threats my way




thanks a lot old allie of mine


thanks a bloody lot



as austria burns my cities you freak out that I with my deminished resources may tell a super power like Russia of your troop movements



when you can be clearly seen in areas I have no idea of




right


good on ya




I s'pose next you will want me to share the little gold I have with you as well



and tyhen what of the King of England - ???
a black void

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Paddy the Scot


and tyhen what of the King of England - ???
a black void

would this make him Ricketyclik - the Black Prince of England

[marcuspeddle]

I think the Prussian leader needs to cut back on caffeine.

[Aqualung71]

The Spanish ships are now at the bottom of the harbour. It is now a treasure-hunter's paradise!

Russian Guard units are now within reach of the meagre Spanish forces cowering in the Swedish hills.....order your troops, do your worst, Spanish despot. But beware of the Russian retribution waiting in reserve, if you block our path to victory!

to the patient Lord Rickety

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Masuro
I think the Prussian leader needs to cut back on caffeine.

rararararara

yeah yeah yeah

party hard

[Aqualung71]

The Prussian leader does indeed rejoice in the bowels of his opium dens filled with big breasted German women. But rest assured, he will soon be blessed with untold Austrian cities and dining in splendour with the Russian Czar, once the world is rid of the recalcitrant and war-mongering Spanish Prince.

[marcuspeddle]

Paddy, is that your cultural advisor? ^^

Czar, Spain has vowed to stand by Sweden until the bitter end. Spain has no desire to fight for Russian soil.