Frog Stomp

[Aqualung71]

But I must agree.....those spanish wenches are pretty sweet little things, and should be kept away from Spanish men at all costs.

As for the Austrians......the prophets foretell that if we don't obliterate them, in 80 years or so there will be born one of their stock (from the womb of a wolf, some would say) who will eventually wreak havoc and destruction upon the world and tear our great civilisations apart, limb by limb. Why would you not want to rid the world of this scourge?

[Paddy]

ahh the reasons are stacking up against these Austrian currs

[marcuspeddle]

Good Lord. You're starting to sound like Bush and Blair . . . .

[Paddy]

Did you read the news paper report that was posted earlier

[marcuspeddle]

All lies, no doubt.

[Paddy]

you seem very determined to stand by these Austrian back stabbers

I hope your people do not pay too hard a price for your decision

May 1804 to Lord Aqualung

[Aqualung71]

My troops are ready to take Paris....though it seems the Ottomans and Spanish may take the city first.

to the Lord rickety

[ricketyclik]

My navy reports sighting Austrian refugees throwing their children overboard in an attempt to blackmail our captains into allowing them to enter British territory. One thing I am certain of, that is not the type of people I want to be in an alliance with.

May 1804 to Masuro.

[marcuspeddle]

Yes, I also hear they are able to launch Weapons of Mass Destruction in 45 minutes.

[ricketyclik]

What's more, their leader is a terrible dictator, and the world, particularly the poor Austrians, will be better off without him.

My navy reports sighting Austrian refugees throwing their children overboard in an attempt to blackmail our captains into allowing them to enter British territory. One thing I am certain of, that is not the type of people I want to be in an alliance with.

You see what a terrible influence that mad bastard is on his people?

[marcuspeddle]

The war is over!

The Ottomans took the city of Paris after a fierce battle with French infantry and conscripts. Now we can all go home.

The King of Spain has decided to give up all spoils of war. My allies will benefit from this and I hope you will remember it.

[ricketyclik]

What spoils are those? Cities?

[Paddy]

indeed

and I hope you have not finished with this game yet

onto Lord Aqualung

[Paddy]

Originally posted by ricketyclik
What spoils are those? Cities?

yes they are

it looks as if Lord Masuro is pulling his forces back to within his borders

[Aqualung71]

What a huge waste of time and resources for the Russian people.

Oh well, Sweden next.

to rickety

So did Ferdinand ever get to see any action before he went home to roger his Spanish mistress?