The Glory of News - SPECIAL WAR EDITION!

[Beta]

MZ - brilliant stuff.

Sorry I am so late reading it, but it takes week for the daily paper to make it down to my level in the dungeon.

[Theseus]

It just occurred to me:

GoW's Emperor runs a XXX television show?

Now, I have to say, I am steadfastly Stormian, but... I guess I should at least visit your fair country. My kinda place.

[Master Zen]

Breaking War News!

BREAKING WAR NEWS
GoW poised to invade Roleplay... again
Ultimatum calls for playing of the save in the next 24 hours or else.


PORT ISOLATION - Marine and tank divisions were moved towards the east and bomber squadrons relocated in a major mobilization of troops destined towards a lightning invasion of Roleplay. In a major public declaration the Emperor of GoW accussed the King of Spain of being "an irresponsible Neverwinter Nights crack addict" and sent the Roleplay ambassador Arnelos an 5-point ultimatium which is explained here:

1 - Play the goddamn friggin save OR...
2 - Gift all your cities to GoW OR...
3 - Give GoW the secret magic word to control your government OR...
4 - Give each major GoW minister a copy of Neverwinter Nights OR...
5 - You will get PWNED (sic)

Regardless of which point is met in compliance, a public declaration of "I am lazy and I suck" was also considered necessary.

[alva]

[Hot_Enamel]

Re: Breaking War News!

Originally posted by Master Zen

1 - Play the goddamn friggin save OR...
2 - Gift all your cities to GoW OR...
3 - Give GoW the secret magic word to control your government OR...
4 - Give each major GoW minister a copy of Neverwinter Nights OR...
5 - You will get PWNED (sic)

#4 ... Multiplayer NWN is where I sink all of my spare time into.

[Togas]

!!!

Sorry, sorry! I think I could use a little NWN rehab or maybe an intervention or something.

Upon MZ's making this thread clear to me I checked my inbox and found no PTWDG saves in it. Nothing for weeks. Which means that I never got them or I deleted some old ones.

So I checked my BULK email folder where the spam goes and ... yeah. Bingo.

So good news is that I've found the problem. Bad news is that I'm still a NWN addict, but I'll take a break this evening and send out the PTWDG save and make sure to figure out why my spam filter thinks MZ is sending me adds for free travel and credit reports.

--Togas

[DeepO]

Originally posted by Togas
and make sure to figure out why my spam filter thinks MZ is sending me adds for free travel and credit reports.

This one is easy... you're talking about the host of an XXX-rated cable show. If I was a spam filter, I would block him too

DeepO

[Theseus]

[Master Zen]

Re: Re: Re: The Glory of News - SPECIAL WAR EDITION!

The Glory of Radio Broadcasting


This is Ran Dather from the Glory of Radio giving a last minute report from the war front, live from outside Fort Stanwix is a a chinese midget with sunglasses, give us your report Aoo-Cheet

Good morning Ran... We are recieving reports that Fort Stanwix has fallen to Warmonger troops... it is too early to know the details but have heard of massive casualties on both sides and the city is all but destroyed... [static]...

Yes Aoo, can you tell us any more details about the battle itself we have heard that so far the battle has been absolutely murderous on both sides, can you tell us more?

...[static]... yes Ran indeed it has, we witnessed a massive bombardment from the air earlier today and the artillery has been pounding relentlessly all week... gunfire is everywhere, we were told that the bombardment was a preliminary for an assault on the city by Marines...

Is there still fighting going on, what can you tell us about the situation right now?

... the gunfire has stopped for the most part, the city is just too badly damaged ... it's unrecgnizable among the rubble... [static] ... Ran I have just received a copy of a report from High Command... Armored units have entered the city and Marines are regrouping

Any news about casualties Aoo any indication of how many people have been killed?

... Ran, it's too early to tell but there are bodies everywhere, stretcher-bearers and field ambulances are set up right in front of our position right now... rumor has it that possibly over a quarter million troops have died on GoW's side alone... we do not know Lego's losses but almost 100,000 were taken prisoner along with their guns....

Thank you Aoo, any more news you'd like to share live on Glory of Radio?

... We'll try to keep the public informed Ran... [static]... right now there's a huge armored column rolling right by us, they seem to be fresh troops coming from behind... this has all been so monumental, far and away the largest battle in history...

Again, thank you Aoo, and we will be back with more news from the front later.... in the meantime we take you back to our feature presentation "The Thin Red Thong" on Late Late Late Night with MZ

[DeepO]

I want to laugh... but I can't. It's too sad.

DeepO

[Theseus]

Sorry, gotta laugh at "The Thin Red Thong" at least.

We don;t have an appropriate smiley:

/me bows, deeply, to Lego.

[Master Zen]

Nothing like a bit of humor to make this a bit better... I'm quite glad this war ended up without the out-game frictions of the past two conflicts.

[ZargonX]

Nothing like a bit of humor to make this a bit better... I'm quite glad this war ended up without the out-game frictions of the past two conflicts.

Then I guess you are ignoring my PMs

[Cort Haus]

That's why MZ keeps his MB full

[Master Zen]

Originally posted by ZargonX


Then I guess you are ignoring my PMs

I just answered you on MZO