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/me is SO glad he's in the French side of Switzerland... 
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A true ally stabs you in the front.
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I just thought everyone should know that GoW's bombing ended up killing three kitties. That's right, three sweet, innocent kitties, peacefully playing with balls of string and some shiney objects.
I hope you're proud of yourself, murderers.Comment
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(retrospective double post)Last edited by Master Zen; November 4, 2004, 18:08.A true ally stabs you in the front.
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BREAKING NEWS
Lego allows kittens to play with shiny objects!
War justified according to legal experts.
IMPERIAL CITY - In the wake of news that Lego allows its kittens to play with shiny objects, legal experts around the world have cried out in outrage against such blatant inhumane treatment of absowootely adowable widdle cuddly puddy tats. Lawyers from Imperial City and Eye of the Storm have stated that these acts definitely constitute justification for war and that GoW and GS's agression are merely pre-emption according to the International Declaration of the Rights of Kittens which explicitly outlaws playing with shiny objects.
"If they allow their kittens to play with shiny objects, what on earth do they allow their children to play with?" mentioned Bubba Shapiro, chief justice of the Glory of Law (GoW's Supreme Court). Around the country, non-profit "protect-the-kittens" organizations have sprung out of the blue urging people to join the cause by enlisting in the armed forces. "Lego never signed the Declaration of the Rights of Kittens, well, that's pretty much because we wrote it up just a few hours ago, but still, these kinds of rouge states must be taken out before shiny objects are spread around the world like germs."Attached FilesA true ally stabs you in the front.
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SAVE THE KITTENS!!! SAVE THE KITTENS!!!
(Seriously, MZ, I was in court all day and needed the laugh!
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The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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At least it was not a double edge blade.Comment
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Originally posted by Theseus
(Seriously, MZ, I was in court all day and needed the laugh! )
Wuss!
On topic:
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SPECIAL NEWS ALERT!
GoW Training Kittens for Mine "Removal"
Spurred on by recent fabrications about Lego mistreatment of kitties in an attempt to steer attention away from themselves, the Daily Blueprint has done some deep undercover work to find out the truth behind kitty treatment in GoW, and what we have found is most distrubing.
In preparation for the war, special GoW Commandos have been training kitty brigades for front-line mine "removal." What this training consists of is slapping a cheap helmet on an unsuspecting kitty, and unleashing them onto the field of battle, told simply to "be a good kitty and run forward!" Needless to say, the survival rate for those unfortunate enough to be elisted in this brigade is less than 2%.
Our reporter was able to sneak into one of these training facilities and speak with some of the enlistees. Unsurprisingly, most had only one thing to say: "HELP!"
The Daily Blueprint is infuriated that such activities should be carried out, even in the name of war. Any nation supporting the GoW in their endevours has just as much blood and fur on their hands as the vile GoW armed forces themselves.Attached FilesComment
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And the propaganda continues. 
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That is one mean lookin' kitty!
The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.Comment
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Toby (my dog) would really like to meet these kitties. And eat them.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Great work MZ & ZargonX
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Would he like to meet me?Originally posted by Arrian
Toby (my dog) would really like to meet these kitties. And eat them.
-Arrian
Death to defilers of kitties!(\__/)
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.Comment
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OMFG NYE SIGHTING!
A true ally stabs you in the front.
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Great work MZ & ZargonXYou just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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