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  • The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet

    The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet is here to save YOU from roasting in hell for an eternity.

    Join our cult to please the gods and socialize over a bana split. All the nations of PTWDG2 shall live in fear enslaved under the sinister dreadlord monkey god... *UHM*... i mean our loving and peaceful god of nature who has love for you all.

    STEP FORWARD ACOLYTES AND JOIN THE CULT OF LOVE!

    This cult is offered to you as a means of self improvement and has no political agendas whatsoever. (except world domination) Non monkeys are welcome.

    THE CIRCLES:

    Prophets of Ultimate Wisdom: statusperfect

    The Grand Dragon Order: -

    The Circle of The Silver Helm: -

    Druids: -

    Grand Masters: -

    Masters: -

    The Circle of Heavenly Knights: -

    The Circle of Knights: Nuclear Master

    Circle of Secrets: Hot_Enamel, Konquest02, Beta

    Initiates of the Holy Light: Master Zen

    DOOMED ANTAGONISTS: bongo, Darekill, OPD
    Last edited by statusperfect; September 4, 2003, 02:35.

  • #2
    As long as the oh great Winged Monkey Prophet espouses the love of beautiful women, count me in
    A true ally stabs you in the front.

    Secretary General of the U.N. & IV Emperor of the Glory of War PTWDG | VIII Consul of Apolyton PTW ISDG | GoWman in Stormia CIVDG | Lurker Troll Extraordinaire C3C ISDG Final | V Gran Huevote Team Latin Lover | Webmaster Master Zen Online | CivELO (3°)

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    • #3
      Ahhh... my first acolyte.

      Soon you will be taken to the first circle of knowledge.

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      • #4
        Your religion is foolish and scorn-worthy. Your Banana Splits, however, are of great interest to us...

        I make movies. Come check 'em out.

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        • #5
          There is Roasting in hell?

          mmm...can't wait to try some o that!
          One who has a surplus of the unorthodox shall attain surpassing victories. - Sun Pin
          You're wierd. - Krill

          An UnOrthOdOx Hobby

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          • #6
            Don't you want to initiate and see what heavenly wisdoms are revealed as you advance through in the different circles?

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            • #7
              Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?

              "The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country." -- Abraham Lincoln

              "Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever, in flesh and blood, walked upon this earth." -- Albert Einstein, in regards to Mohandis Gandhi

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ruby_maser
                Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?

                No, it is your doom.

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                • #9
                  I'll join I like spreading Sunshine to everyone

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Nuclear Master
                    I'll join I like spreading Sunshine to everyone
                    I've PM:ed you your first meditation assignment.

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                    • #11
                      I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion
                      Are we having fun yet?

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                      • #12
                        A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever....


                        Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?
                        Don't eat the yellow snow.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by OPD
                          I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion
                          That will be you doom.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by bongo
                            A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever....


                            Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?
                            Asking foolish questions will be your doom.

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                            • #15
                              /me makes the noise of a monkey meditating day and night on his first assignement.

                              It's not pretty, be assured of that...

                              EEEIII!!!!
                              Get your science News at Konquest Online!

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