The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet

[bongo]

There were the odd change that some of us would get sick from eating too much monkey meat but Tabemono will make sure that the 'gut-challenged' among us will stop in time.

[statusperfect]

That will be.... WTF, you know the rest.

[Arnelos]

Um.... eating monkey brains can give you the human version of Mad Cow disease, right?

So we can still help Monty Python chop down all of the trees, but I recommend we let Tabemono handle the feast by themselves... we're crazy enough already.

[statusperfect]

What do you have against monkeys BTW?

[bongo]

There will be 7 dishes of monkey at the party, I guess brains will be used either as an appetizer or dessert. Or maybe it will go in the gravy

I suggest that all dishes containing brain should be labelled 'Eating this may be your Doom'

This will be my Doom

[bongo]

Nothing against monkeys, not at all. They are intelligent, kind and lovable creatures. Most of them...

Winged Monkeys however, covered in feathers, crawling out of eggs are an Insult to Allah and all of his creation. They will be destroyed.

[Hot_Enamel]

Allah will be destroyed and his followers banished by the disciples of The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet.

Allah is a fraud will be forever forgotten. His memory cursed, and doom brought upon anyone who dares repeat his name.

All hail our almighty Prophet…join The Church and learn His secrets. Non-believers will be crushed under His wings as He bring the faith to all primates of this world.

Praise to the Prophet and His infinite wisdom.
Praise to The Church and Her true followers.

[Tassadar500]

I have finished my task statusperfect

[Darekill]

Originally posted by statusperfect
What do you have against monkeys BTW?

Nothing.

At least nothing that ensures that we get rid of them .....

[bongo]

Monkey stew! Monkey stew! Monkey stew!

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by Nuclear Master
I have finished my task statusperfect

Great young apprectice.

As soon as your master is done writing the knight codex you'll get your next mission.

Now go and wreak havoc on the world.

[Beta]

I emerge from the jungle after a long absence. I could say I was meditating, but to be honest, I got lost a about six weeks ago. I took a wrong turn at the great teak tree by the stream, and the next thing I knew I was deep in an unknown forest. I came across the ancient temples of a long-forgotten Simian race, and took the time to munch on some bananas and kiwi, and commune with the ancient spirits.

I feel enlightened and ready to ascend to the next level of monkeyness.

SP, I respectfully, and humbly request to join the Church of the Winged Monkey Prophet.

[Octavian X]

I do not believe your gods exist. If they would prove their supernatural power to me, I may believe.

They must perform a miracle - get Tamebono go send the save on!

[Konquest02]

See... The Wigned Monkey is oh so powerful. It's great powers have managed to get the good team to stop chewing on the save...

BEHOLD THE POWERS OF THE WIGNED MONKEY PROPHET!

[Darekill]

But he is
I'll never pray to an higher beeing that is !
I'm by my self I need something admireable that is