The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet

[Tassadar500]

I completed my meditation But now I'm hungry. I am going to go eat some sun.

[Hot_Enamel]

I too have spent the evening meditating in the jungle...
I understand.

[Darekill]

Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by Darekill
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!

That will be you doom.

[statusperfect]

Hot_Enamel, Konquest02 and Nuclear Master made it to the circle of secrets.

[bongo]

Does winged monkey taste like chicken?

[BigFree]

The real question is "Does chicken taste like winged monkey?"

[bongo]

That depends on wether you tasted chicken or winged monkey first

But, what came first. The winged monkey or the egg?

[statusperfect]

Mocking the cult will be you doom.

[bongo]

What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?

[Darekill]

Having founded that cult may be some monkeys doom

The important question about the taste of a winged Monkey is the weight of it. Is it heavier than a pigeon or not?

If it is, it certainly can't fly. Then it should taste like a chiken because they can't fly too.

Size has nothing to do with weight as you can see we all know that Witches can fly and are thus as light as pigeons are.

[statusperfect]

Second assignments are sent, but poly was laggy so you might not have gotten them. That will be polys doom.

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by bongo
What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?

All those secrets are revealed if you join the cult.

[bongo]

Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy.

When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.

[statusperfect]

Originally posted by bongo
Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy.

When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.

That will be your doom.