The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet

[statusperfect]

Cult assignments have been sent out.

[Beta]

Oh Great Prophet - your humble servant has completed his first assignment.

[conmcb25]

Awaiting authorization to join the Monkeys.

Dont wait to long, I have adult ADD and alzheimers so my memory is short and I cant hardly remember anything anyway!


And hopefully you guys are talking a lot in the private forums because I dont see much here!

Looking forward to joining, sooner than later I hope!

Oh and have a nice day

(I do panag immitations )

[conmcb25]

Hey Monkey-Men

I got a PMl from Konquest02

He says Zero is the authorizer

and these three guys are active:

Konquest02
Hot_Enamel
Beta

Is that correct?

I also recieved a reply from Beta welcoming me.

Just wanted to start figuring out who the players are because the only one I sort of know a little is Konquest (from MZO)

Thanks

[Hot_Enamel]

You are correct conmcb25,

Zero pops in every now and again.
We are trying to find him so that you can get authorised.
Shouldn't be too long.

[Beta]

Originally posted by conmcb25
Awaiting authorization to join the Monkeys.

Dont wait to long, I have adult ADD and alzheimers so my memory is short and I cant hardly remember anything anyway!

Oh good. I could use some company.

And hopefully you guys are talking a lot in the private forums because I dont see much here

Nope - we don't. But that is why we are letting you in.

Looking forward to joining, sooner than later I hope!

Oh and have a nice day

(I do panag immitations )

Don't.

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by Beta
Don't.

Ya I can understand why you feel that way!

Right now he is banned for two weeks for having a d/l

I was right in the middle of it.

[rendelnep]

can I Join..... the doomed antagonist list ?
This cult is evil and must be stopped blah Blah blah!!!!!

Join the society for doomed antagonists now!
Oh and I bet your monkies can't fly :P

[bongo]

Just start mocking them and you'll be on the list in no time

I have been thinking of starting a end-to-the-winged-monkey-cult-jihad for some time now. Only problem is that getting a counter-cult of sworn arch-enemies will actually fool the uneducated masses into thinking that WMC(the Winged Monkey Cult) is important.

[Beta]

Originally posted by bongo

I have been thinking of starting a end-to-the-winged-monkey-cult-jihad for some time now. Only problem is that getting a counter-cult of sworn arch-enemies will actually fool the uneducated masses into thinking that WMC(the Winged Monkey Cult) is important.

Your jihad may not be necessary. I have it on good authority that the head of this cult, statusperfect, has headed deep into the jungle and will not be seen for awhile. He was heard mumbling 'Damn the unfaithful', just before he disappeared into the foliage. That was a couple of weeks ago, and he has not been seen since.

A number of monkeys who had fallen under his hypnotic spell - myself included - have awakened from their stupors, feeling a bit hung over, and a little sheepish about the whole affair.

Monkeys for the most part a pretty pragmatic. Give us a tree, something to eat, and the occasional human to throw dung at and we are pretty happy with our lot in life. This cult thing has thrown us for a loop, but we will get over it and get back on track. The temple builds have been switched over to more immediate needs, and our plans to build the Oracle have been shelved.

[bongo]

Good

The 'Just wait and it may go away'-strategy has once againg proven it superiority


That gives us at MaST more time for other tasks, like spreading our latest invention 'Sliced Bread'(tm) out to the entire known universe...(might take a turn or two)...People will marvel at our intelligence. I don't know about you monkeys though, for all I know you will try to stick it a smelly place and dismiss the whole 'Sliced Bread'(tm) thing as a silly idea.

[conmcb25]

Of course sliced bread(tm) is a silly idea, if it aint a Monkey idea it has to be silly.

And yes we will find a smelly place for it!

[Rhothaerill]

In honor of the monkey team...Beware Monkey Cyborgs.

Now we all know your evil plans to conquer the world! You won't catch us by surprise anymore.

[Beta]

This article is bunk! Pure and simple bunk!

Monkeys are not cyborgs. We are an ancient and honoured species; our legacy dates back millenia. One day you will hear the true story of Simian Superiority, and why Team Monkey is destined to rule the world!



Bananas anyone??

[Darekill]

Be carefull with htis Bananas!
Did you learn how to defend yourselvs against bad monkeys with bananas?
No, well if you know how to defend yourselv how to defend yourself against evil doves that try to attack you with pineapples then you should know how it works.