Eve of Destruction - Battle Reports.

[Aqualung71]

Re: Good Vibrations!: The Beach Boys Massacre

Originally posted by snoopy369
Assault outside Beach Boys

Much rejoicing ensues.

Massacre? You lost 6 units, we lost 5. Now that's propaganda if I've ever seen it.

Still.....good job. And yet again the Horde escape anyone's attention by being somewhere else when the battle begins

[Ljube]

Brigadier General Ljubes Mjolnir (horseman 4/4) enters Bard town of Rolling Stones...renamed Bloodshore

[E_T]

Battle report will be posted tomorrow, as it's 4AM and I'm going to bed.

but a preview.... Babylon Recatures 2 Catapults from AM.

Full details coming tomorrow, later in day.

E_T

[E_T]

Babylon 1050BC Battle report

Target of Opertunity
Warrior Felix (4/4) attacks BoH 3/3 Spearman. Felix dies, No damage to spearman.

The Usurpers Battle for the Throne of Inanna - Contined


Reg Bowman (3/3) Attacks AM 4/4 Pike. Takes 1 Hit from Cat, Takes Pike down to 1/4 before dieing.
Reg Bowman (3/3) Attacks AM 1/4 Pike. Takes 1 hit from Cat, dies, AM Pike now 2/5.
Bowman Hercules (3/3) attacks 2/5 Pike. Dies and no damage to Pike.
Vet Bowman (4/4) Attacks Pike and kills Pike, now 1/4.
Vet Dark Horse (4/4) Attacks AM 3/5 WC. Dark Horse Dies, WV now 2/5.
Horseman Stonewall (4/4) Attacks AM 2/5 WC. Kills WC, now 2/4.
Bowman skrobism Attacks AM 1/4 WC. Kills WC, no damage.
Horseman Sherman (4/4) Attacks AM 1/4 WC. Kills WC, Now 3/4, Recaptures Cats.


On a lighter note:
The Palace in Babylon has expanded, with the addition of a beautiful Grass Lawn and Garden.

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[ormuzd]

The 2nd Battle of the Iron Hills, 1st June 1050 BC

War Chariot Binky (5/5) attacks horseman Sheridan (1/4), wins (4/5)
War Chariot Pyro attacks spearman (4/4), dies leaving spearman at (2/4)
Vinnie the Horseman (5/5) attacks spearman (4/4), wins (3/5) and generates great leader Ramses
Horse army (12/12) attacks bowman Micha (4/4), wins (2/12)
Horseman Khan Tervel attacks spearman (2/4), wins (3/4) and captures a settler

changed title of the post

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The 3rd Battle of the Iron Hills, 1st May 1025 BC

- Horseman Sherman (3/4) Attacks and kills * Vinnie the Glorious Horseman (3/5). Sherman now (2/4).
- Horseman Stonewall (2/4) Attacks Horseman Kahn Trevel (3/4). Killes him, with no wounds.

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[Krill]

The Fourth Battle of the Iron Hills

4/5 WC Binky attacks 2/4 Sherman, Binky 4/5, no leader.


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I now claim that this iron is the most fought after piece of real estate in the game.

****, Healey Scores...

[E_T]

I'm playing this right now. All military things are completed, but still working on Domestics. It's 5:20AM here and I'm not certain that I'm going to get this finished before I hit the sack.

But here is the Battle Report for this turn....

Seige of Plains of Ashur
Catapult fires and misses AM Vet (4/4) Pikeman "Corporal Littlebottom".
Catapult fires and hits same Unit, Unit now 3/4.
Shogun Bowman (5/5) Attacks and Kills AM Vet (4/4) Pikeman "Sargeant Colon". Shogun Bowman now 3/5 and no GL generated.

That's it for this turn.....

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[Krill]

Nth battle of the Iron Hills

4/5 WC Binky attacks 2/4 Horseman Stonewall, Binky 4/5, no MGL
12/12 Horse Army attacks 4/4 Warrior, Army 12/12
12/12 Horse Army attacks 3/3 Warriors, Horseman Omurtag promoted, Army 13/13, Two Babylonian slaves captured.

[Daddy-O]

And to think that our General offered you peace and a chance to stay in the game. You have sealed your fate. Anhk-Morpork will be food for the Dogs of War!

[ormuzd]

you did not offer anything, you demanded

[Ljube]

"Blood Force Horde"

Commander - Bongo, General of the Hordes

Bard War Front

Cavalry

- at Beach Boys 4,4 - attack mountain Beach Boys 7

Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) - attacks Bard George (spearman 4/4), Second Horse (ancient cavalry 1/5)
Third Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) - attacks Bard Un-named (spearman 4/4), Third Horse (ancient cavalry 1/5) Un-named spearman dismissed
Fourth Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) - attacks Bard George (spearman 4/4) Fourth Horse (ancient cavalry 2/5) George dismissed
First Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 6/6) - attacks Bard Un-named (archer 3/3) First Horse (ancient cavalry 6/6) Un-named archer dismissed
leader generated
Two Bard workers captured: Rhoth and Snoop

[E_T]

AM Abandons Untenuable position in PoA, once beautiful city now in ruins. This enfuriates the Babylonian Military Forces.

Their Responce....


Vet Warrior (4/4) Attacks 13/13 AM Horseman Army. Warrior dies, no one point of damage to Army. Army now 12/13.
Vet Warrior (4/4) Attacks Army. Army takes damage before Warrior Dies. Army now 7/14. Had taken 6 points damage, but was promoted: 12-6+1=7.

[EDIT] fixing this, after replaying, after sending save. Edits are strikeouts and underlined parts in report[/edit]

Bowman E_T Attacks the 7/14 Horseman Army. The Army Retreats once getting to 1/14 and Bowman E_T now 3/4, no Promotions.

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[E_T]

Reg (3/3) Horseman "Gonna get some" attacks and Kills AM WC (4/5) "Binky". "Gonna get some" Promoted to Vet, now (2/4)

Vet (4/4) Horsemen "you are Complete FOOLS", Recaptures 3 Babylon Workers from the Depravity of the AM Slavecamps.

That all for this turn.

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[Krill]

Catapult Stonethrower bombards 4/4 Horseman with the insulting name, Horse 3/4
4/4 MI Gork attacks 3/4 Horse with the insulting name, Horse retreats, Gork 3/4
4/4 MI Gronk attacks 1/4 Horse with the insulting name, the bastard horse dies, Gronk 2/4

Heh, Babylon, atleast neither me nor Orm slight people in the names of our units.

It reflects quite badly on your leadership that you do this. It is quite pathetic.