The Apolytonian: First Issue

[furbster]

Hello,

I enjoy reading your paper. It is very informative and helps me keep up with the current times. As you may know I am the leader of the Hawk Party. We are a agressive party who believes in military preparation. Check out our thread for details. Please if you can do an articule on our humble party.

Thanks in Advance

[Jon Shafer]

Originally posted by Sirotnikov
Let's unite.

And take skywalker with us.

This post may be considered spam, but when I saw that, it just sounded a whole lot like something that would come out of Star Wars.

[Moral Hazard]

Dear Readers

The update should be up in an hour or two (assuming I can draw myself away from Tony Hawk.) in a new thread. It will be quite useless, as the letter service to my house is broken. So I don't have detailed information concerning the status of our empire.

Dear Skywalker.

First I welcome you aboard, both editorials and articles would be greatly appreciated. We wish you the best of luck in your new business, and hope that you don't get malaria. As for myself I will stay in the fair city of Apolyton, until a time when a better city is created, living with mosquitos is not my idea of a good time.

Dear Chandragupta

Welcome aboard. We hope that we will eventually be able to spell your name without cutting and pasting, and keep up your writing, we assure you that you will be well compensated. We would appreciate it if either you or skywalker would retrieve the save file and write a quick update.

Dear Sirotnikov.

yes lets merge

Dear furbster

First Using the Apolytonian as a source of information now that's a scary thought. About writing about your party, I'll will check your thread, but unless I can think of anything humorous to write, I won't. We do however recommend that you PM me or Siro an editorial or advertisement to put in our paper.

Sincerely Yours
Daily Editor Moral Hazard

[Kuciwalker]

EDITORIAL:

We have a serious problem here in Apolytonia: banana shortages. This is a very, very grave issue, and I believe that it is due to President Trip's unwillingness to creat a city in the Banana Jungle. Building a city there will provide a short-term solution to our shortages, as well as securing the future of our banana farmers, whom all experts believe to be a critical part of our economy. If we clear even one small area of Jungle, we will have prime banana plantation ground, and it is foolhardy to ignore the terrain's long-term potential. Moreover, with the Banana Jungle under our control, it will be safe to expand beyond it into the forbidding North. I call on all citizens to petition President Trip to cease his current course of action.

Assistant Editor Skywalker

[Chandragupta]

Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Dear Chandragupta

Welcome aboard. We hope that we will eventually be able to spell your name without cutting and pasting...

[Moral Hazard]

Bugger. I don't feel like writing right now and my friend invited me out to the bar, I'll probably write some drunken rants when I get back cheers.

[Kuciwalker]

Moral Hazard, I'd be willing to take over your postition. I don't know if I have the same flair as you do, though.

[Chandragupta]

bump

[Timeline]

Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Bugger. I don't feel like writing right now and my friend invited me out to the bar, I'll probably write some drunken rants when I get back cheers.

Hmm...maybe he spent the night out somewhere?

[Proserpine]

way to go, MH! I love it, keep it up.

Will you marry me?

[Kingof the Apes]

Uh oh, sounds like MH is a celebrity now