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[yaroslav]

P&P

I tried to post yesterday (today I've been damm bussy!) but the server failed just when I wanted to post

BTW, I forgot to launch the revolution , so I must now wait until 1530 to be a Prostentant Kingdom. I'll obey the Pope 3 turns more

[Darius871]

WAR!!!(again)

The ENTIRE French northern fleet has been destroyed!



France claimed its huge armada bearing down on Denmark carried freight units, but the King has come to the conclusion that France hasn't the productive power to fill three transports with freight and send them past the Netherlands in a mere 8 years (duh). Therefore, Danish galleys launched a pre-emptive strike against the French armada, destroying every caravel and their galley escorts. Kristian's fears were justified as hundreds of French soldiers were observed drowning in the North Sea as their transports were sunk:



Given this compelling evidence, all of Europe knows that we are waging a defensive war against France.

In the war with Spain, a regiment of pikemen was evacuated by sea for further pillaging operations, and our invasion force has landed outside Ostende.

Danes_1528.net

[conmcb25]

Obviously the Danes want to be at war with all of Europe.

Maybe the French were going to launch a campaign against the independants to the east?

I suppose you will sink any of my shipping near Netherlands and to the east as well? Fine, I just wont send any trade units your way.

(Sorry Sweden you dont get any either, your Scandanavian cousins have made the Baltic and North Atlantic a hazardous place to be no matter what the business maybe!)

[FiGu]

WHA?? ... i was going to send that fleet against the baltics you cowardish bastard...

[FiGu]

btw. great job destroying 5% of my whole fleet. You SHALL SUFFER!

*Orders 10 Galleys and Transports to move to suprise those Cowardish Danes*

[Henrik]

It would seem that Denmark is doomed...

[Darius871]

Originally posted by conmcb25 Obviously the Danes want to be at war with all of Europe.

We want war with no one other than the independent states; France CLEARLY brought this upon herself. We did what any responsible nation would do in this situation, with a massive invasion force heading toward our homeland. If it wasn't heading for our homeland, France could have been kind enough to tell us what their plans were instead of LIE about the contents of their fleet.

Originally posted by conmcb25 I suppose you will sink any of my shipping near Netherlands and to the east as well? Fine, I just wont send any trade units your way.

Not that this would be a loss, but your goods are more than welcome as long as you don't provoke us like the treacherous... no... downright idiotic French did. If you send a SINGLE caravel into the North Sea, drop its cargo off at Esbjerg for 'inspection', and then reload them back onto the ship, they are free to go wherever they want.

Originally posted by conmcb25 Maybe the French were going to launch a campaign against the independants to the east?

Originally posted by FiGu
WHA?? ... i was going to send that fleet against the baltics you cowardish bastard...

Well then perhaps you shouldn't have LIED to my face, saying they were just harmless trade units, and agreeing to the inspection process. If you had simply said "yes they are military units, headed for the Baltic States", I would have left you alone (although Sweden probably wouldn't have been too wild about your plans).

YOU brought this upon yourself, and the fact that you had to lie to me before makes me all the more certain your target was indeed Denmark. Either you were going to attack Denmark, or you screwed up in not telling me me your real intentions. Either way, losing the fleet was your fault.

Originally posted by FiGu
btw. great job destroying 5% of my whole fleet. You SHALL SUFFER!

*Orders 10 Galleys and Transports to move to suprise those Cowardish Danes*

Thanks man for making my day. You think I've never played this in SP?

Originally posted by Henrik
It would seem that Denmark is doomed...

What would you have done in my situation? There's a whole armada of Catholic dogs heading for my country, and the only explanation I get is a lie, as France could not possibly have built and shipped 6 freight units so quickly. One choice: sink the fleet. Another choice: tell him I know he lied, he tells me they're just headed for the Baltic States, he goes past Jutland, and takes Copenhagen. Great.

[Dr. Nick]

The Glorious Armies of Allah have captured the city of Szeged and put its infidel government to the sword!

Allah be praised!

[jim panse]

Nothing special to report but that Hungary is a heirdome of the Habsburg Dynasty and We, Emperor Karl, ask the Ottomans to withdraw from our soil immediately.

[Dr. Nick]

Hungary must be cleansed of the perverted ideas of the Pope. It is our duty to Allah!

[FiGu]

Originally posted by Darius871

What would you have done in my situation? There's a whole armada of Catholic dogs heading for my country, and the only explanation I get is a lie, as France could not possibly have built and shipped 6 freight units so quickly. One choice: sink the fleet. Another choice: tell him I know he lied, he tells me they're just headed for the Baltic States, he goes past Jutland, and takes Copenhagen. Great.

First, take it easy.. for the second, what do you think i've built for the last 8 turns?

[FiGu]

France is going to send a fleet of 500 ships against Denmark(No Units Numbers will be given out)

The Danish King will suffer a slow death after the French-Spanish Occupation of Copenhagen, along with its people, which will be starved to death and replaced by Dutch,French and Spanish.

The French King asks Sweden and England to join the crusade against the Pro-Facist Denmark!
BTW Darius, i Lie always to my enemies...
Which means, you will suffer a even worse fate

[Darius871]

Originally posted by FiGu
for the second, what do you think i've built for the last 8 turns?

Originally posted by FiGu
i Lie always to my enemies...

So in other words you were going to attack me, and you just gave me valid pretext in the eyes of all Europe. Thanks!

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by Darius871




There's a whole armada of Catholic dogs heading for my country.

Darius the last time I checked this was pre-reformation. You are a catholic dog as well.

Thats what is disturbing the other nations of Europe so much, is your willingness to actively ally and support the heathen infidels.

This is probably going to be your last chance.

Repent, and publically apologize to the Holy Father.

Let the Holy Father beat your knuckles with the Holy Sephulcre

Say 500 Hail Mary's and 500 Our Fathers. (While kneeling on broken glass of course.)

Pay war reparations to the Austrians, French and Spanish.

Actively join the war against the heathen infidels and give your own life fighting for the Holy Father in the crusade to rid Europe and hopefully the world of the heathen infidels.

We dont ask much and then you can once again join the ranks of the true faith.

For the record, I am officially nuetral. Thats why Im attempting to broker a just peace amongst the Faithfull. However if this war continues I will probably have to join the ranks of the true believers because it is my god given duty.

I believe the Swedes will agree with me on most if not all of these points. (My fellow nuetrals in this tragic war.)

[FiGu]

French Demands 700 gold for the ships that got destroyed!