Secret Communication to Adriatic league foriegn Affairs
TO: The Honorable General Francisco Franco.
From : Special Attache Drew Barrymore
of the Israeli Foriegn Affairs Office.
Greetings General Francisco,
Your letter to President Hussein was forwarded to me to repsond in a most appropiate manner.
The people of Israel have always been a peaceful people and have only ever responded to actions or threats of actions from external sources. Having said that, we also are very pleased with the fighiting spirit shown by our young troops. Many outsiders did not expect us to achieve much in this war agaisnt a vastly superior sized foe. Our troops have shown that when you have a belief in rightousness behind you, you can achieve greatness.
Our crusade to convert the Muslims to Judaism or its offshoot Christianity has also progressed well. We hope the Muslim volunteers we sent to your Monasteries in Europe are accepting the conversion process as well as they are here in Israel.
Whilst we are hopeful of a peaceful resolution to the recent Mali uprising, we can never be sure of the long term results as who knows the Mali mind. Our greatest concern is any involvement from the Zulus, who have shown little ability to also maintain stable governemnts over the centuries. Hopefully their latest Parliamnet will be strong and persue a peaceful resolve to the situation. As they are your allies we would hope that you can utilise your influence to keep them out of any continuance of the war. We have made it clear, we wish no harm to the Zulu people, nor do we have any claim on Zulu land, but any friend of an enemy of ours, is also an enemy or ours.
We too are enraged at the treatment shown us by our Allies in our time of need. Fortuanlty we have manged to continue to win our war without their R&D. However we have made urgent request that they reverse this decision. As you state in your letter, this is a dig at Socialism everywhere, whilst they seemingly have no problems with Communism.
As for your refernece to India and its promise to be part of Israel, this too has been ignored by our allies. Their only response initially was that many citys were given to Chinese Communists instead. The Israeli people when made aware of this caused riots outside Australain Embassy in Jerusalem.
Speaking with President Hussein, he too wishes to converse with you, but his attention is solely on the Mali Uprising at present. Hopefully at the conclusion of discussions there he will be able to continue on to see your Preisdent himself.
Drew Barrymore : Special Attache to the President in the Foriegn Affairs Office.
TO: The Honorable General Francisco Franco.
From : Special Attache Drew Barrymore
of the Israeli Foriegn Affairs Office.
Greetings General Francisco,
Your letter to President Hussein was forwarded to me to repsond in a most appropiate manner.
The people of Israel have always been a peaceful people and have only ever responded to actions or threats of actions from external sources. Having said that, we also are very pleased with the fighiting spirit shown by our young troops. Many outsiders did not expect us to achieve much in this war agaisnt a vastly superior sized foe. Our troops have shown that when you have a belief in rightousness behind you, you can achieve greatness.
Our crusade to convert the Muslims to Judaism or its offshoot Christianity has also progressed well. We hope the Muslim volunteers we sent to your Monasteries in Europe are accepting the conversion process as well as they are here in Israel.
Whilst we are hopeful of a peaceful resolution to the recent Mali uprising, we can never be sure of the long term results as who knows the Mali mind. Our greatest concern is any involvement from the Zulus, who have shown little ability to also maintain stable governemnts over the centuries. Hopefully their latest Parliamnet will be strong and persue a peaceful resolve to the situation. As they are your allies we would hope that you can utilise your influence to keep them out of any continuance of the war. We have made it clear, we wish no harm to the Zulu people, nor do we have any claim on Zulu land, but any friend of an enemy of ours, is also an enemy or ours.
We too are enraged at the treatment shown us by our Allies in our time of need. Fortuanlty we have manged to continue to win our war without their R&D. However we have made urgent request that they reverse this decision. As you state in your letter, this is a dig at Socialism everywhere, whilst they seemingly have no problems with Communism.
As for your refernece to India and its promise to be part of Israel, this too has been ignored by our allies. Their only response initially was that many citys were given to Chinese Communists instead. The Israeli people when made aware of this caused riots outside Australain Embassy in Jerusalem.
Speaking with President Hussein, he too wishes to converse with you, but his attention is solely on the Mali Uprising at present. Hopefully at the conclusion of discussions there he will be able to continue on to see your Preisdent himself.
Drew Barrymore : Special Attache to the President in the Foriegn Affairs Office.
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