2000 BC - Stately, plump MBloom stares upon his newly inherited kingdom and thinks to himself. Expand. I need a home for all my concubines!
1950 BC - Christens newly built trireme: Sunbloom I. Sends out ship with a hearty group of Warriors and commands them to explore the land visible beyond the coast to the North.
1900 BC - Ship sends word that they have found an area rich with fish just off the coast near Pasagardae. Later word comes that to the north of this area is an area rich with whales! Sending an entire Phalanx to join the Warriors in their exploration.
1850 BC - Word arrives that our band of warriors has made landfall in a forest full of exotic birds they have dubbed Pheasants. Claim they make good eats.
1800 BC - A newly arrived concubine arrives and after much ummm, inspection, is deemed worthy of service.
1750 BC - Warriors report they have exited the forest and have spotted another area rich with Whales off the Northern coast of this newly discovered land. The Sunbloom I sends word that the Phalanx has come aboard and they shall be off soon.
1700 BC - The citizens are calling for a peaceful revolution to anoint MBloom as their king. A period of celebration is called for.
1650 BC - I am now Shah MBloom of our new Monarchy. I have instructed our scientist to discover Writing..
1600 BC - The city of Susa reports that they have successfully trained a Phalanx and shall now gather a group of subjects together to try to settle another part of our glorious kingdom.
1550 BC - The Warriors send word that the land they have discovered is only a small island but should be worthy of a fiefdom.
1500 BC - The Sunbloom I reports it is heading to the newly discovered island to collect the band of Warriors.
1450 BC - The Settlers who departed the city of Persopolis some years ago send word they have founded the city of Arbela in honor of my third favorite concubine. Word comes that the Warriors are safely aboard Sunbloom I.
1400 BC - Slept through the staff meeting. I hope nothing important happened. Memo to self: Only 2 concubines per night. 5 is too tiring.
1350 BC - A second ship is completed in Pasagardae. I guess they missed that memo to gather a band of Settlers. (When will those damn scientists complete Writing.) We shall christen this ship the Brilliant Mistake after the song of our court jester Elvis Costello. The ship is being sent to the city of Susa and have reported spotting a whale colony Southeast of the city of Pasagardae.
1300 BC - The Phalanx from the city of Susa report they have found a band of nomads wondering through the swamps North of the city. I have sent word that they shall report to capital to begin linking our cities with roads.
1250 BC - A second group of Settlers is sent from Persopolis to explore the Eastern realm and possibly begin another city.
1200 BC - Word comes from Sunbloom I that another land mass has been spotted East of the city of Susa. They shall begin exploring soon.
1150 BC - The scientists have sent a written memo that they have completed their research into Writing. A one-word response is returned. Duh! The scientists report they will begin work on Literacy to expand my vocabulary.
1100 BC - The Brilliant Mistake has discovered land to the Southwest of Susa and will be trying to intercept part of the crew of Sunbloom I to begin exploring.
1050 BC - The Brilliant Mistake has reported they have our Phalanx aboard and are heading towards this new land. Susa reports they have a group together that is willing to Settle another area of our great realm.
At this time I must step aside as the affairs of state are taking too much time away from the, ahh, affairs of state.
1950 BC - Christens newly built trireme: Sunbloom I. Sends out ship with a hearty group of Warriors and commands them to explore the land visible beyond the coast to the North.
1900 BC - Ship sends word that they have found an area rich with fish just off the coast near Pasagardae. Later word comes that to the north of this area is an area rich with whales! Sending an entire Phalanx to join the Warriors in their exploration.
1850 BC - Word arrives that our band of warriors has made landfall in a forest full of exotic birds they have dubbed Pheasants. Claim they make good eats.
1800 BC - A newly arrived concubine arrives and after much ummm, inspection, is deemed worthy of service.
1750 BC - Warriors report they have exited the forest and have spotted another area rich with Whales off the Northern coast of this newly discovered land. The Sunbloom I sends word that the Phalanx has come aboard and they shall be off soon.
1700 BC - The citizens are calling for a peaceful revolution to anoint MBloom as their king. A period of celebration is called for.
1650 BC - I am now Shah MBloom of our new Monarchy. I have instructed our scientist to discover Writing..
1600 BC - The city of Susa reports that they have successfully trained a Phalanx and shall now gather a group of subjects together to try to settle another part of our glorious kingdom.
1550 BC - The Warriors send word that the land they have discovered is only a small island but should be worthy of a fiefdom.
1500 BC - The Sunbloom I reports it is heading to the newly discovered island to collect the band of Warriors.
1450 BC - The Settlers who departed the city of Persopolis some years ago send word they have founded the city of Arbela in honor of my third favorite concubine. Word comes that the Warriors are safely aboard Sunbloom I.
1400 BC - Slept through the staff meeting. I hope nothing important happened. Memo to self: Only 2 concubines per night. 5 is too tiring.
1350 BC - A second ship is completed in Pasagardae. I guess they missed that memo to gather a band of Settlers. (When will those damn scientists complete Writing.) We shall christen this ship the Brilliant Mistake after the song of our court jester Elvis Costello. The ship is being sent to the city of Susa and have reported spotting a whale colony Southeast of the city of Pasagardae.
1300 BC - The Phalanx from the city of Susa report they have found a band of nomads wondering through the swamps North of the city. I have sent word that they shall report to capital to begin linking our cities with roads.
1250 BC - A second group of Settlers is sent from Persopolis to explore the Eastern realm and possibly begin another city.
1200 BC - Word comes from Sunbloom I that another land mass has been spotted East of the city of Susa. They shall begin exploring soon.
1150 BC - The scientists have sent a written memo that they have completed their research into Writing. A one-word response is returned. Duh! The scientists report they will begin work on Literacy to expand my vocabulary.
1100 BC - The Brilliant Mistake has discovered land to the Southwest of Susa and will be trying to intercept part of the crew of Sunbloom I to begin exploring.
1050 BC - The Brilliant Mistake has reported they have our Phalanx aboard and are heading towards this new land. Susa reports they have a group together that is willing to Settle another area of our great realm.
At this time I must step aside as the affairs of state are taking too much time away from the, ahh, affairs of state.
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