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  • Dear lagomorph - I do hope you checked to ensure that your refusal to withdraw did not damage our ever to be spotless reputation ... ?

    SG[1]
    "Our words are backed by empty wine bottles! - SG(2)
    "One of our Scouse Gits is missing." - -Jrabbit

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    • JIHAD "R" US

      ...and so it was that, late in 1848, the people brought forth a new leader, strong and willing, with tall, handsome ears, and installed him to the presidency with the overwhelming demand that a new, faith-based government be installed, forthwith and post hate, er, haste.

      The Bunny Imam surveys the world as we know it and foresees a great and noble crusade, to bring the world to a new destiny -- unification under the one true religion -- ours.

      1848/adjust -- Incrementally rushed a freighter, a couple tanks, and a battleship. Everything else seems to make sense. (Very nice to run a kingdom of just a few (huge!!) cities, vs. the 50+ city micromanagement that tends to be required in other successions!! )

      1850
      --Spending spree leaves only 191 GP left, but our per-turn revenue is a net +993 GP, so no worries!
      --Weenie Meanie celebrates.
      --Pollution seemingly everywhere (well, 5 tiles).
      --As foretold by the great god SCG, FUNDY IS OURS!!
      --We select Flight over Atomic Theory and Recycling.
      --We select Revolution.

      1851
      --The religious right takes power and declares JIHAD! against all wrong-thinking civs.
      --Reputation is indeed spotless.
      --Ship chain activated, with a retinue of spies and armor (plus a lone marine division) dispatched to investigate the home island of the Roman republic, taking up posts in several undefended fortresses..
      --Spies report Antium nearly defenseless (cruc, cannon, rifle)
      --Veii (the capital) has walls and 2 riflemen.
      --Rome has walls and 4 riflemen.
      --Romans ask us to leave. We decline, but they spare us their wrath.
      --Banks added to Weenie Meanie and Land's End, plus a Factory in Bad Leroy Brown.
      --Sliders drift to a nifty 80-0-20.
      --We request parley with Livia, who again demands we leave. We decline. She spares us. We demand tribute. Romans declare WAR!
      --Cruisers quickly empty Antium (8), which is summarily entered, netting 102 GP and Atomic Theory. Partisans take to the hills. (Well, all they have is grasslands and plains...).
      --Spy pulls down the city walls in Veii, armored divisions quickly trash the city's two defenders and enter. We gain 189 GP and Colossus. Roman government escapes to Rome.
      --We chat with the Spanish, giving them 2 techs in exhange for their latest maps.
      --Similar parleys with other civs (Germans, Indians, Babylonians) yield demands for Tactics and Mobile Warfare -- not something we Meanies just give away to infidel scoundrels like them.
      --Germans and Indians take it personally. Yeah -- WAR!

      1852
      --Factory built in Maxwell's Hammer
      --Americans learn secret of Combustion (submarines).
      --Another loaded Transport enters the ship chain.
      --Hut yields 50 GP
      --Spies target Rome walls and eventually succeed.
      --Rome falls -- the island is ours!! We get 23 GP and a city of 20+ population. Our total pop now at 31.24 MM.
      --Roman civ condition = 66 GP, Republic, with a strange-sounding new capital called "NONE."

      1853
      --Hmm, not much damage left to be done in my paltry 5 turns. We decide to target "accessible cities with desirable Wonders." That means Cumae (Adam Smith) and Boston (Magellan's).
      --Indians learn secret of Refining and give it to the Germans. And everyone else.
      --Babylonians change to Republic
      --Bribe surviving Partisans on Roman island @ 122 ea. to act as garrison troops.
      --Slip of the (allegedly...) sticky mouse fouls up the ship chain.

      1854
      --Religious icons and artifacts are trashed and/or sold on eBay as remaining Roman island populace is gently encouraged to embrace their new Fundy regime.
      --Troops and ships begin steaming toward our target cities, NNE of old Rome.
      --Two tanks and a spy deploy on large continent NW of Rome, begin exploring.
      --Barbarians develop Bronze Working!!! (I've NEVER seen a Barbarian city develop a tech before...)
      --Before realizing his 5 turns are done, the Super Large Meanie does some rushbuying. Nothing major, just a Battleship and a few other odds''n'ends...
      --The Bunny Imam checks the one metric that he really cares about his reputation. Seeing it remains Spotless, he retires, leaving these notes to his learned and holy successor, STYOM...

      1. Home island basically producing a blend of Armor, Spies, Transports and Cruisers/Battleships, incrementally rushing as much as needed.
      2. The Battleship and pending transport ship on the western part of the home island are intended to sail for Madrid soonest. It's 12 screens away, but they are a pathetic civ (with just the one city), so It seemed like it would be a good base of operations for distant ops.
      3. I totally ignored exploration and techs. We may want to develop Flight and use airports to conquer this huge map. That would mean a return to trade.
      4. Magellan's +2 sea movement would be a huge aid, but please be aware that the evil Americans own both that WoW and have submarines. Approach with due caution!!
      5. The Roman cities due west or us look pretty weak. A single well-chosen expeditionary force could likely take them all.
      6. I think it's time to transition at least part of the home continent's production toward exploration and hut-popping. But that's just one bunny's opinion...
      7. I started our new Roman cities toward unit production. In retrospect, we may want to rushbuy some white goods to turn them into production cities first. Mea culpa.

      Well, I'll be shocked if this comes around to me again, but with only 5 turns/player perhaps I'll get a chance.

      Hey, all-out war is MUCH FUN!!!

      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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      • Now, a word about our sponsors...

        Before I post the save, I just wanted to take a moment to compliment the Scouse Gits for their efforts.

        I was especially impressed that they went to the trouble to rename all the titles. Looking at my save file, it was cool to see the "Small Meanie" "Large Meanie" and Fundamentalist "Super Large Meanie" titles.

        Very nicely done, you Gits!!
        Attached Files
        Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
        RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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        • Downloaded, unzipped, looked at. Nice work!

          I ought to be able to play by the weekend.

          -Six
          "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

          "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
          "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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          • Thanks Jrabbit ... that must have been done on the fatal third bottle!

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            SG(2)
            "Our words are backed by empty wine bottles! - SG(2)
            "One of our Scouse Gits is missing." - -Jrabbit

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            • Re: JIHAD "R" US

              Originally posted by -Jrabbit
              --Bribe surviving Partisans on Roman island @ 122 ea. to act as garrison troops.
              are you sure we can trust those infidels with the defense of our cities, even just as garrisons? Just last turn they were up in arms against us, sworn to fight to the death - and now we are giving them the run of the island???

              quote:
              Originally posted by Scouse Gits
              The Rules as laid down by the Dean of The Academy
              At all times:

              * Spotless Reputation
              * No bribing - except Barb units
              * No nukes


              1 and 3 are in tact, but #2?

              possible solutions:
              1) replay last 2 turns
              2) immediately disband all bribed partisans and consider lost bribes the fine for disobediance
              3) just have the partisans disbanded towards other units, pretending that the gold was spent on rushing units
              4) other?
              Insert witty phrase here

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              • I will postpone my turns until this transgression by the corrupt infidel dog Jrabbit is suitably punished

                [angry mob] Cut off his mouse! Cut off his mouse! [/angry mob]





                "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                • OMGhowcouldthishavehappenedIwasn'tevendrinking!!!

                  Once we hit jihad and I induced the Romans to declare war whilst remaining of Spotless repute, my only thought was: The gloves are off!

                  That island was full of tanks and the partisans were so much dead meat. I really just left 3 to bribe to save a build turn.

                  I suggest we disband them toward Fanatics and move forward. But we should wait until the Scousers issue a ruling.

                  As for me, I herewith surrender myself to the tender mercies of the Sticky Mouse Institute.

                  (Sorry about that, lads.)
                  Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                  RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                  • Take one thousand lines:
                    "I must not bribe partisans!"
                    to be inscribed with a bradawl on the marble floor of The Institute's main corridor prior to repolishing to a mirror like finish using a toothbrush!

                    Disband all partisans into a single fanatic and continue the mayhem

                    Apart from that old lag - good turns ...

                    (Does the pun survive the Atlantic crossing? In English English an "old lag" is a repeat or long term offender in one of Her Majesty's Penal Institutions)

                    SG[1]
                    "Our words are backed by empty wine bottles! - SG(2)
                    "One of our Scouse Gits is missing." - -Jrabbit

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                    • now that that is cleared up nice turns I was wondering how long it would take to goad them into war so we could stay spotless And I wouldn't at all be surprised if you get another turn in Jihad - we have 1 player on the injured reserve and another also temporarily out of action, and until we capture boston (at least 2 players away at the earliest), we are going to take a long time just to get to foreign cities.

                      as for the shipchain, i was thinking - if Beggarsville or Antium builds a transport every turn, we can extend the ship chain so that we can launch units from one of our islands for a same turn attack on a far away island when the first transport gets there. just have the cruisers running in front of the first transport so that we can create a beachhead first

                      I'm a little green in non-conversion war games so feel free to critique that idea
                      Insert witty phrase here

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                      • OK, I'll remember to disband the Partigiano... and I'll play over the next few days...
                        "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                        "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                        "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                        • Originally posted by Scouse Gits
                          Take one thousand lines:
                          "I must not bribe partisans!"
                          to be inscribed with a bradawl on the marble floor of The Institute's main corridor prior to repolishing to a mirror like finish using a toothbrush!

                          Apart from that old lag - good turns ...

                          (Does the pun survive the Atlantic crossing? In English English an "old lag" is a repeat or long term offender in one of Her Majesty's Penal Institutions)

                          SG[1]
                          A dejected lagomorph shuffles off to do his penance at The Institue.

                          And sadly, no, the "old lag" pun does not survive the jouney to US shores. But I appreciate the effort and feel mildly enriched.

                          Oh, and that's great beer gif, btw...
                          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                          • Originally posted by -Jrabbit
                            Oh, and that's great beer gif, btw...
                            Are you forgeting whom you're speaking to?? Yeah, sure, beer...
                            Ankh-Morpork, we have an orangutan...
                            Discworld Scenario: http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...8&pagenumber=1
                            POMARJ Scenario:http://www.apolyton.com/forums/showt...8&pagenumber=1
                            LOST LEGIONS Scenario:http://www.apolyton.com/forums/showt...hreadid=169464

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                            • No, I just find it ironic, coming from grapeheads.
                              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                              RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                              • Jihad R Us.

                                Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... .d

                                1854: Grand Meanie emeritus STYOM finds religion. BAD religion Now our ememies will suffer... for you are the government now, quoth the advisors, as they finish brewing their recipe for hate

                                Some adjustments are made. We'd like to have some toga parties for the extra trade, and we'd like some science too, so a lot of specialists are adjusted and the tax rate changed. 6.4.0 gets almost all our 'core' cities celebrating, and we can tone that back once the celebrations are self sustaining.

                                A little rushbuying done, nothing major. We may want to get some trade going again, so as to pick up Flight and ultimately radio for airports.

                                Babylonians discover Feudalism.

                                1855: Celebrations just about everywhere! Net increase in revenues of about 280 g/turn after luxuries are dropped to 30%, and I expect Freight deliveries will look a lot better now

                                Cripes, BB's move at 4? Where's Ferdy Magellan when we need him?

                                Advanced Tribe Frothing at 140, 166.

                                3 Partisans disbanded in Rome to create one Fanatic.

                                Invasion fleet sails from Green Meanie.

                                Roman Frigate vainly attacks Antium

                                1856: Green Meanie builds Bank and we coax a celebration out of the puritan residents

                                Gems>Pool of Grace 414g, Oil>MeanCity 322g,210g, Dye>Maxwell 232g,

                                Riflemen from hut at 142,160.

                                Romans acquire Combustion. Americans develop Flight.

                                1857: Oil>BigBadBill 294 g. We're swimming in cash. Next stop, Flight and Radio, which the Americans are researching.

                                Germans learn Electronics.

                                1858: Oil>MeanCity 357g, Silk>Rome 206g.

                                1859: Oil>Beggarsville 92 g, Dye>Maxwell 252 g, Oil>MeanCity 105 g. Cumae captured, with Adam Smith's Trading Company We tell Livia to do something unpleasant when she asks to speak with us, and remain Spotless

                                We now have a foothold on the Indian/American/Babylonian/Roman inhabited continent. In the words of the immortal Jackie Chiles, "I been wantin a piece of them for years!"

                                Byzantium destroyed. Viroconium sacked.

                                Romans move capital to Lugdunum

                                Germans and Spanish ally against us...

                                1860: Flight discovered; researching Computers (other choices were Guerrilla, Recycling, and Nuclear Fission).

                                Dye>Rome 198g, Copper>Rome 171 g.

                                Neapolis captured. Still Spotless!

                                STYOM hies off to a nunnery and wishes his successor good luck

                                ********************
                                Looks good from here on in. We've got lots of cash to rush Airports with as soon as we get the tech. Note the invasion fleet headed to Spain, and the two loaded transports W of Cumae, headed towards Atlanta (and then Boston & Ferd M. )
                                Attached Files
                                "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                                "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                                "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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