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  • #16
    Originally posted by cavebear


    Give a person a banana, and they eat for a day. Give that person a city-planner, and he will be fed forever!

    How DARE you say I'm corrupt. I am *shocked*, SHOCKED, I tell you! (for 500 gold pieces, I'll forget you ever said that...)


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    • #17
      Almost like the old joke, give a person a fish and he can eat for a day, teach a person to fish and he will sit around drinking beer all day
      What about this wonderful Quayleism: "Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll fish for a lifetime!"

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      • #18
        Originally posted by civman2000


        What about this wonderful Quayleism: "Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll fish for a lifetime!"
        So sad. But he was a typical Republican... (IQ around 90)
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        • #19
          Cave bear wrote: "So sad. But he was a typical Republican... (IQ around 90)"

          I have heard of entire cabinets with interlects of about that level. Not mentioning any countries of course in our (unfortunately) politically correct society. Luckily Apolyton is not (usually) one of these, although we try damn hard sometimes
          "the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife"
          "Every now and again, declare peace. it confuses the hell out of your enemies."

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          • #20
            Luckily Apolyton is not (usually) one of these, although we try damn hard sometimes.
            To have an IQ around 90?
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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            • #21
              Originally posted by obiwan18


              To have an IQ around 90?
              Proof that it's a Democracy Game; anyone *can* be elected!

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              • #22
                *looks at thread title*

                Another supporting data point.
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                • #23
                  Indeed, it has always been my goal in life to achieve the astounding IQ of 90!
                  "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -Thomas Jefferson
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                  • #24
                    Joke:

                    A scientist had learned how to manipulate IQ. He was contacted one day by the smartest person in the world, a professor (SPITWAP). "I want to *lower* my IQ." he said; "I can't talk to anyone, nobody likes me, and I want to fit in".

                    Well, this was rather odd, but the scientist assured him he could take care of the problem. SPITWAP showed up at the lab one day and was guided to the machine. "This will lower your IQ 1 point per minute, and I will have a trained technician standing by. We will make you a 135 IQ person, and that should balance your desire to learn with your desire to be understood by others. SPITWAP was ecstatic!

                    The machine was placed on his head and the operation began. The technician watched the numbers count down. 210, 219, 218... The lab phone rang, and it was the technician's girlfriend. The tech watched the machine 197, 196, 195... but then started flirting with his girlfriend.

                    Suddenly, the tech noticed the numbers on the machine; 85, 84, 83... and jumped to turn off the machine.

                    "Professor, professor, are you all right"? SPITWAP responded, "10-4, good buddy".

                    OK, so it's a trucker joke...

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                    • #25
                      Eh...
                      "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -Thomas Jefferson
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                      • #26
                        I hope you are better at politics than you are at comedy.

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