You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when..

[Dauphin]

Hang on, 17 years at 1.67 posts per day...10,362 posts.

Yay, I may make Deity by then.

[Kassiopeia]

17 times 300 times 4... 1200 times 17... I think I'll be Deity by then too.

[Rasbelin]

My input on the actual subject...

... you give a picture of Markos to your hairdresser and ask him/her to make your hair look like his.
... you try to crack jokes like Stefu.
... get unemploeyd just so that you could be on Poly all the time.
... your family photo album includes only pictures on other Apolytoners.
... you only wear licensed and official Poly clothing.
... talk about the new Apolyton Directory with your girlfriend when having sex.
... annually sending to Markos and Dan donation cheques denoted in USD's and with sums containing at least 3 digits.
... asking help in all your gardening issues from Hydey, the Doctor Garden.

[Rasbelin]

One more...

... when you send far too many useless spam messages just to get a higher rank on Poly.

[Rasbelin]

OT...

Great! 1001 posts; it's King-Kong time!

[Kassiopeia]

what a twist of irony it'd be if Rassy got a 10 percent PCR for that.

[Rasbelin]

Kassi, why should I get 10% off in the store? I haven't contributed any banner at all.

BTW, use Rasbelin or Rasbey, but please not Rassy. Ras is even better.

[Kassiopeia]

Sorry Rasbelin.

Umm, I'm not sure if you're pulling my leg here, but does Post Count Reduction ring a bell?

[Rasbelin]

PCR for sending two posts that had actually something to do with the actual thread, and yes, one OT?!? Have a look on some those earlier posts. I'm not then the only who might face PCR. Sorry, Kassi, but looks like PCR would make wonders to your account...



BTW, PCR didn't ring a bell because I currently seem to have an energy saving campaign inside my head.

[MattyBoy]

Too busy typing to read other peoples' posts, I guess.

[Iskandar Reza]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
...when you hear about a big lump of rock possibly heading our way in 17 years, and the first place to check the story out that comes to your mind is... Apolyton!

What rockk!!!?? OMG!! What rock!!??

[FlameFlash]

I'm wondering that same thingIskandar... do tell, Kass.

[MattyBoy]

It's true I don't buy newspapers and its partly because I know I can find out about it in OT.

[Mr. President]

I don't believe most of the stuff I read in OT. Have you seen the episode of The Simpsons where Homer runs an Internet gossip site? I think of the news threads in OT as cousins of Homer's website.

[MattHiggs]

Not seen that one