You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when..

[FlameFlash]

...when you look forward to three-day weekends just so that you can stay on a lot longer with no risk of getting in trouble at work.

...when you use "I have to check for messages" as an excuse to dodge the inlaws or any other household responsibility.

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Do you pronounce now and know the same way? Or did you mean "no"?

I made a little mistake there... the know/now pair doesn't equal here/hear etc.
But I do write 'now' instead of 'know' sometimes, because you don't pronounce the 'k' in 'know', and I think 'no' and 'know' at the same time, and what is produced is 'now'. So it really isn't the 'now' that's the actual word, but it's jibberish that's identical to a proper word. I think.

[FlameFlash]

...when you look forward to your in-laws returning home just so you can spend time on 'poly again. (And that goes for even when you actually like your inlaws.)

[Alexander's Horse]

When you fuse with your PC and end up looking like this.

[FlameFlash]

So how long did it take you to make that picture? Or do you have a special program?

[ixnay]

Looks like it's just a Neon filter in some photo program. Quick and easy.

[ixnay]

Yeah...found how to do it in Paintshop Pro.

[aaglo]

You can also do it with corel photo house:

[Skanky Burns]

When you actually get something shipped from the Apolyton store... using your online name.

[FlameFlash]

That's one of the best ones I've read yet Skanky!

(He who if he's ever allowed by his wife to order from the 'poly store, will no doubt use FlameFlash now.)

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
When you actually get something shipped from the Apolyton store... using your online name.

Most people would use their real name as their online name, not usually the other way around - unless they have a Matrix fixation.

[CivGeneral]

You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when..

...The CFC goes offline.

[Richelieu]

You start wondering if you're spending too much time on Poly...

[Kassiopeia]

But then reassure yourself that you're not. I mean, six hours a day, it's like going to work or school but more fun.

[Mr. President]

Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin


Most people would use their real name as their online name, not usually the other way around - unless they have a Matrix fixation.

So is your name Sagacious Dolphin? Or is this your new fake name and your actual name is Big Crunch?