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    Ok, guys, it looks like that the activities in our great nation has died down a bit. So I was thinking while we earnestly waiting for the drones' replies, we could have a little fun at side.

    The idea is that this would be an IC story, but not as serious as the real IC story we had. In fact you can make it as weird or as laughable or whatever you want as you can. The only rule is that you can only write one sentence at a time, and nobody can post consecutively. Of couse it has to be IC so it would not be in violation of the site rules.

    Ok I'll start.

    Deputy Chairman Jamski was sitting in front of his large desk.

    Have fun!
    Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

    Grapefruit Garden

  • #2
    With a paint roller.

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    • #3
      Thought this is a wonderful day for all of humanity to express their hopes and dreams on a giant mural to symbolise the Hive's greatest achievement that none can surpass that which all can agree is without doubt, Claire Forlani shaped xenodoughnuts.
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      Alpha Centauri Democracy Game

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      • #4
        ( Comrades, you never cease to make me laugh. )

        With that thought, he dropped down the paint roller and threw a xenodoughnut into his mouth.
        Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

        Grapefruit Garden

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        • #5
          His wife comes into the room screaming.

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          • #6
            "The boiler, oh my god, it's the boiler!"
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            • #7
              "Did the cat crawl in there again?" He Replies.
              She cheats her lover of his due
              but still contrives to keep him tied
              by first deciding to refuse
              and then refusing to decide

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              • #8
                "I was trying to boil some chicken in there, as our stove broke down and the cat went in after it."

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                • #9
                  "We never should have fed the cat 'Atomic Kitty Kribble', now transformation have begun."
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                  • #10
                    Suddenly, Chairman Voltaire entered the room.
                    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                    • #11
                      Mrs. Jamski dashed into the Chairman's arms and gave him a big hug, and reproached with her soft, short-of-breath kind of tone: "Dear Chairman, look what Jamski had done!"
                      Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                      Grapefruit Garden

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                      • #12
                        An ominous thud comes from within the ceramic boiler followed by a soft screeching.
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                        • #13
                          "Okay what other animals are in there?", Jamski asked.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Vev
                            An ominous thud comes from within the ceramic boiler followed by a soft screeching.
                            Suddenly, Tassadar pops out.
                            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                            • #15
                              "Why do I sense there is a portal in that boiler?" mused Jamski.
                              Last edited by Vev; July 22, 2003, 20:54.
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