PRAVDA

[Snowflake]

Oh it's a long story and I'm not sure if you want to know about it.

But anyway, here's the sketch outline of what happened:

Hivers: (... dreaming...) Claire ... Claire ...

GooglieGod: These mortals... only devours on the pleasure of body ... forgot all about their health of spirit ... See if a picture of a god will help them from sliding down to the chasm of sin

GooglieGod disappears ...

'Poly Community Board: ... disapearing poly members ...

Ming: It is CLAIRE that he was banned ...

GooglieGod:

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by Gnool
what is claire-ification...

A play of the word clarification.

...and what is the "disappearing Poly members" thread?

A thread in Apolyton/Community dealing with the disappearance of GeneralTacticus and Googlie for uploading illegal images.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89316

[Vev]

"Claire-fication"

You can do more puns with Claire's surname.

[Googlie]

Originally posted by Static Universe
A thread in Apolyton/Community dealing with the disappearance of GeneralTacticus and Googlie for uploading illegal images.

I did deClaire my innocent intent

G.

[Vev]

Originally posted by Googlie

I did deClaire my innocent intent

G.

That is Clairesic!

[Gnool]

Hmm I guess "claire-ification" wasn't entirely claire to me before *bdoom chhh*.

[Frankychan]

*groan*

[Vev]

Okay enough with the puns.

[Gnool]

They're getting a bit forlarn*

*pun of forlorn

[Jamski]

Look what happens when I'm away *sighs* PRAVDA degenerates into puns...

-Jam

[Octavian X]

And now, a transript from the the most popular show on HiveFoodNet - Cooking with Comrade Octavian X!

Comrade Octavian X: Hello, and welcome to this broadcast of Cooking with Comrade Octavian X!. I am your host, Comrade Octavian X, NOT some clone doing his evil bidding as evil rumor-making capitialistic pigs would have you think.

Comrades in Live Audience *cheers*

Comrade Octavian X: We're here live, broadcasting this show from the First Rover Exploration Division of the Revolutionary Army of the Socialist People of the Human Hive, saluting our brave troops, glouriously exploring to defeat terrible capitalistic mindworms and the show the light of the Human Hive to those who would oppose The Party!

Comrades in Live Audience *cheers*

Comrade Octavian X: Thank you. Now, straight to our specialty of the day - xenodoughnuts!

Comrades in Live Audience *ohhs and ahhs*

Comrade Octavian X: The recipe is very simple. Take the instant xenodoughnut mix provided in your daily Hivian rations, stir in a handful of mindworm larvae, provided in your daily rations. Then, add water, and poof! You're all done!

Comrades in Live Audience *cheers*

Comrade Octavian X: And, as a part of this salute to our brave troops, there will be free xenodoughnuts for all!

Comrades in Live Audience *screams in delight*

Comrades in Live Audience *eat xenodoughnuts*

Comrade Octavian X: That's it for today's show. Tune in again the next time your scheduled mandatory television viewing time comes around.

Comrades in Live Audience: (in mindless unison) We will serve Grand High Emperor Octavian X and his Glorious Movement to Take Over Planet. We will brush teeth often for good, strong teeth. We will continue to manufacture and eat xenodoughnuts and remain the slaves to glourious Grand High Emperor Octavian X. We will...

Comrade Octavian X: Taping? We're still taping?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF MINDLESS SLAVE CAMREAMAN ARE YOU!! TURN THAT @#$%#$^* THING OFF!!

[Rokossovky]

Alrighty, I'm working on the new PRAVDA in Jamski's abscence. Post anything quick. Should be out in an hour.

[Snowflake]

Have you thought about what poll you are going to make? Jamski always have a poll in each issue of Pravda.

Maybe something in the line of:
Which punishment method do you prefer:

1. * Ceiling painting, because our deputy chairman loves it
   * Nerve stapling, because Comrade Vev loves it
   * Write in
   * Xenodoughnuts

[Rokossovky]

Sounds Good... except... I am new to this place... how does one go about making a poll?

- Rokossovky

(and HongHu, write something! 'Cause we all love to hear your songbird like words caress our ever attentive senses).

[Rokossovky]

Also, we need some "in other news.." Just little one liners that are rather funny...