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    Today my father's heart is full of proud.

    A month ago, I got myself CivRev for Nintendo DS and explained it to my son (7). Ever since, he beats up dirty smelly barbarians and other civs (on the easiest level). He's a complete warrior. He knows nothing but utter destruction. Peace? - pussies. Democracy? No ****ing way!

    Today he filled in a "friend book" and as his favorite game, he put Civilization Revolution.
    And what he considers "uncool" is... Religion.

    My boy!
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    Awesome
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #3
      That's no different from the indoctrinated 7 year olds who chant death to America and celebrate 9/11. You and everyone else who forces their beliefs on their kids should be beaten for a minor traffic infraction they did not even commit.

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      • #4


        You should try to move him up a few notches and see how he feels about it.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post


          You should try to move him up a few notches and see how he feels about it.
          We get a second game for Xmas and then he gets his puny cities burned by his fathers catapults.
          "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
          "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wernazuma III View Post
            We get a second game for Xmas and then he gets his puny cities burned by his fathers catapults.
            So this is how a good father is?
            Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
            I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Nikolai View Post
              So this is how a good father is?
              At Boardgamegeek I sport the "Beats children without mercy" badge. :

              Really, I never loose on purpose.
              I use to give hints and explain why this or that was probably no good move; or tell him "Stop, think again"; and occasionally I play more casually, but I never just let him win so he can feel good.

              My son knows that, which makes him proud whenever he beats me at something. I already lost once playing Hive (http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2655/hive) and Stratego (http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1917/stratego). Both times I was too arrogant, not paying proper attention, so he honestly beat me.
              "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
              "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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              • #8
                a young Austrian hates democracy, wants to conquer the world?



                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                Middle East!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wernazuma III View Post
                  At Boardgamegeek I sport the "Beats children without mercy" badge. :

                  Really, I never loose on purpose.
                  I use to give hints and explain why this or that was probably no good move; or tell him "Stop, think again"; and occasionally I play more casually, but I never just let him win so he can feel good.

                  My son knows that, which makes him proud whenever he beats me at something. I already lost once playing Hive (http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2655/hive) and Stratego (http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1917/stratego). Both times I was too arrogant, not paying proper attention, so he honestly beat me.
                  Much like my father. Never tried to loose, but he leveled down so that I felt there was a challenge. Contrary to my uncle, who always played to win, and boasted for weeks after...
                  Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                  I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                  Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Heresson View Post
                    a young Austrian hates democracy, wants to conquer the world?




                    Noch ist Polen nicht verloren...
                    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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