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may peace last for ever.
Wang Ka
Guru Ahm'Az abducted When Ahm'Az walked to the shrine, about 4 masked fat men encircled him. They pulled a bag over his head, and brought him tot he deserts of Hastogsburg. "You have betrayed Persia!" their leader whispered. "Therefore you will be killed and your name will be removed from the chronicles of Persia! Then one of the others spitted on Ahm'Az. "Hastog curses you for making peace with Byzantine" their leader said. | ![]() Guru Fed'Az | |
![]() Tower of Fat Hastogianism in Persepolis | Guru Fed'Az, First Guru of Persia Fed'Az the Fat, monk of the Fat Hastogianists, moved to Persepolis, capital of Fat Hastogianism. There he spoke to the people: "People of Persia, Ahm'Az has betrayed us! He has been executed. His name will be forgotten! Nobody will ever mention his name again! He is a shame to all of us! We will not remember him! All hail ME, Guru Fed'Az, First Guru of Persia" | |
Guru Fed'Az addresses all nations Nations of the World, Persia has a Guru now! His name is Fed'Az. He will lead Persia. Fed'Az will lead Persia in the spirit of the past. In the spirit of the past years when there was no Guru in Persia. Hastog the Fat will be his guide. All serve Hastog! Then Fed'Az continued to finish the Construction of Fat Hastogianism. A tall tower that would unite all Fat Hastogianists all over the world. | ![]() | |
![]() | Letter to Dominika Dominika, mistress of Russia, All glory of Hastog to you! I greet you from Persepolis, capital of Hastogianism. You are hailed for your victory over Byzantium! You are hailed for defeating Byzantium all by yourself Remember that Persia never intervened Remember that Persia never was a part of your victory! Remember that Persia never made war or peace with Byzantium! You did it! Let's never forget that! There never was a Guru of Persia before me, and he certainly did not negotiate with your enemies. You are strong! You are right to stand for yourself! Don't rely on other nations. Define your own paths. Together we will define the path of Hastogianism. You are hailed! Guru Fed'Az | |
Letter to Theodosius Theodosius of Byzantium, Never ever before have Byzantium and Persia communicated together. I am happy to be the first Guru of Persia to deal with you! I am happy to provide you with fur for free to celebrate this FIRST meeting!. This is a spontaneous gift from Persia! It is not given because we honour a deal. Persia never made any deal with Byzantium. Remember that! Guru Fed'Az | ![]() Free Fur for Byzantium. Given SPONTANEOUSLY |
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