Mecca Weekly - Saladin Lowers His Sword
After weeks of debate and calls of peace, pleas to mediate and even offers of support from nations on this flat earth, Saladin decided that the advent of war at this time would be foolish. He has called for his troops to stand down and the resumption of temple building to celebrate the one true God.
Our court contacts have learned though that relations between Brittania and Arabia remain strained. Saladin will always eye Brittania (he says it with a drop of spittle propelled when vocalizing BRITT!-ania), with a cautious eye. They should not expect us to sit at the trade table again, says one advisor, unless Williem makes an "offering of some sort to compensate for their former trading trickery."
After weeks of debate and calls of peace, pleas to mediate and even offers of support from nations on this flat earth, Saladin decided that the advent of war at this time would be foolish. He has called for his troops to stand down and the resumption of temple building to celebrate the one true God.
Our court contacts have learned though that relations between Brittania and Arabia remain strained. Saladin will always eye Brittania (he says it with a drop of spittle propelled when vocalizing BRITT!-ania), with a cautious eye. They should not expect us to sit at the trade table again, says one advisor, unless Williem makes an "offering of some sort to compensate for their former trading trickery."
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