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...my cities ask to join the barbarians!
...my units surrender to the French!
...all my bases are belong ottok!
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...my units surrender to the French!
...all my bases are belong ottok!
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... my units get eaten by wolves...
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... I play at Settler... And get advice to move to lower level.I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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When I get a Great Person, they defect to another civilization...Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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...my tank is beaten with a guy with a clubComment
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Not bad, not bad...
...when I dig a mine, it's yours!
...if my guys don't take enough colateral damage, they beat the hell outa each other!
...my guys pillage, and they lose money!Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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I have to pay the vermin to eat the food in my granariesComment
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If you change 'pay' to 'play', you have another good one.
Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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...guy on the forum posts thread asking for 'warmongering advise' and the best I can think to give is...attack me!Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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...my wonders turn into cheap roadside curiositys.
...my UU is the town drunk.
...my people mistake other nations military for space alien gods which they then start to worship.Comment
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...none of my Workers have ever survived attacking an enemy unit.
...when I launch my Space Ship, it only goes into orbit around the planet, not off to Alpha Centauri.
...my engineers can only build the Pretty Good Wall.
...Gandhi is furious with me when we first meet.
...I retire on turn 1 rather than face another humiliating defeat.
...I change to Quick game speed to reduce the in between turn lag. (didn't work!)
...I finally got my family interested in the game and now my cats beat me at MP.
...my capitol city wants to be liberated to anther CIV.
...my Great Artists use crayons, badly.
...my Great Prophets all become agnostics.
...my Great Merchants are indicted for tax fraud.
...my Great Spies get all their intel from the tabloids.
...my Great Engineers are still trying to make Lego blocks fit into each other..
...my Great Scientists spend all their time playing Civ or posting about it on Internet forums..If you aren't confused,
You don't understand.Comment
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...my Great Scientists spend all their time playing Civ or posting about it on Internet forums..
Best one yet...
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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...All my guys say "I Hate You" when activated, not just the Incas.And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliotComment
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.. During my golden ages all my citizens just smoke dope and say "DUDE" so production is reduced to zero, and all the extra money gets stolen to buy drugs.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Re: 'I'm so bad at Civ IV that'...
...my Great Spy turned out to be a mole.
...my Great Merchant embezzled my treasury and absconded to a foreign land - on one of my own caravels.
...my "Great General" assigned himself to a worker and guard duty at the winery.
...actually a lot of my units seem to "guard" the winery.
...one worker built a farm; another replaced it with a cottage; the first one built the farm again....Last edited by Lord Avalon; January 16, 2008, 13:33.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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