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  • Better Unique Units & Buildings for XP2

    It's so boring that unique units/buildings are necessarily bonuses (boni?)

    Let's come up with a list of unique units/buildings that confer negative effects instead Strategy will then have to take the negative aspects of your civ into account as well

    French
    Unique wonder: Maginot Line (replaces Great wall)
    It looks just like the great wall on the map, but has big holes in it through which your enemies can invade.

    Indians
    Unique unit: Slow Worker (replaces Worker)
    If anyone's been to India, he or she would know that workers there never finish projects on time, like to strike a lot, come in to work late, take 2 hour lunch breaks, etc.

    Americans
    Unique building: McDonald's (replaces Grocer)
    Instead of a health bonus, you get a health penalty

    Others?
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    Re: Better Unique Units & Buildings for XP2

    Originally posted by LordShiva

    Americans
    Unique building: McDonald's (replaces Grocer)
    Instead of a health bonus, you get a health penalty
    McDonald's - spreads nuclear fallout in addition to health penalties. It'd be pretty funny to look at your city screen to see why your people are sick and to see them say "Groan... Too Many Big Macs..."
    The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
    "God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
    "We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
    The Kingdom of Jerusalem: Chronicles of the Golden Cross - a Crusader Kings After Action Report

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    • #3
      Re: Re: Better Unique Units & Buildings for XP2

      Originally posted by Alexander01
      McDonald's - spreads nuclear fallout in addition to health penalties.
      No, no, you're mixing it up with the Russian UB (Chernobyl, replaces Nuclear Plant).
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        Germany. Reichstag. Replaces courthouse. Destroyed during every period of anarchy.
        LandMasses Version 3 Now Available since 18/05/2008.

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        • #5
          Re: Re: Re: Better Unique Units & Buildings for XP2

          Originally posted by LordShiva


          No, no, you're mixing it up with the Russian UB (Chernobyl, replaces Nuclear Plant).
          Same thing.
          The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
          "God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
          "We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
          The Kingdom of Jerusalem: Chronicles of the Golden Cross - a Crusader Kings After Action Report

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          • #6
            Romans:

            Not a UU, more akin to a GP. Not exactly sure how this would work, but if you're led by Julius Caesar, at some point Brutus shows up & kills him and throws your government into anarchy.
            Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
            Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
            One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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            • #7
              Unique GPs, huh? Intriguing.

              Like if you attached the French Great General to a unit and were invaded through a gap in your Maginot Line, all units in a 5 square radius of the general would surrender
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                Americans:

                GP - Celebrity

                Add to city to increase happiness by 1, but also incease idleness by 1 due to lack of productivity. (Cannot be used for Golden Age.)

                Broadcast tower spreads this effect to cities within a certain radius (which goes up with more power?). Maybe even nonhostile neighbors. (Hostile neighbors jam the signal.)

                Edit
                Not sure who should get this UU:

                Tank - "Flaming Coffin"

                While good on offense, this unit is at half strength (less?) when defending against modern units.
                Last edited by Lord Avalon; March 22, 2007, 19:28.
                Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                • #9
                  If Canada were in the game, we'd have the Avro Arrow as the unique unit. It gets dismantled as soon as it's built.

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                  • #10
                    Russians:

                    GP - Commissar

                    Attaches itself to military units. Units which try to withdraw from combat are considered destroyed - executed for cowardice in the face of the enemy. The commissar then joins another military unit.

                    Units which suffer only slight damage in combat have not shown sufficient patriotic fervor and are reduced 25% due to more executions.
                    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                    Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                    One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                    • #11
                      Vikings:

                      UU - Vasa (replaces Frigate)

                      As soon as it leaves its home city, it sinks
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        you guys funny
                        anti steam and proud of it

                        CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                        • #13
                          Americans - Great Prophet - Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, et al. - sliders set at 0% science, 0% culture, 100% wealth; universities and labs cannot be built and become inactive if already built; libraries have effects reduced by 50%; certain techs (Scientific Method, Genetics, etc.) cannot be researched and lose their effect; Theocracy civic mandatory, all religious buildings other than state religion become ineffective and cannot be built, 50% of non-state religion citizens convert each turn; cities lose 10% of accumulated culture per turn; only priest specialists allowed; productivity reduced by 14.2857% (1/7)

                          Americans - Special Great Prophet - Jim Jones and David Koresh - same effects as above, plus the city in which they are born loses 50% of its population (OK, this may be going too far.)

                          These effects remain in effect until the birth of a Great Scientist.
                          The (self-proclaimed) King of Parenthetical Comments.

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                          • #14
                            Paris gun...every time it fires it recieves a hit point reduction.
                            Long time member @ Apolyton
                            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                            • #15
                              Let's maintain some semblance of balance.
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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