Better Unique Units & Buildings for XP2

[Lord Avalon]

Originally posted by dregor

I think a Spanish Inquisition random event would be better. No one ever expects it.

Ha! But what is the game effect of being tortured by ... THE COMFY CHAIR?

[Lord Avalon]

Originally posted by Thedrin

Mongols too, if I remember correctly.

The kamikaze.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Thedrin


Mongols too, if I remember correctly.

twice

[Cyrus The Mike]

since I heard random event.

Black Pleag

-Starts when a city gets 10 un helthyness.

-Decreses prodictivity by 99.999999% In all cities.

-All Jews (Even if its your state religeon) are Killed And wipped from existance.

-No forein trade routes. (who wants to trade with a sick person?)

-anarcy In the last 3 turns.

-can efect neibors. (but you don't have trade routes)

-Kills or scars beond work 50% of people in all cities.

- 1 in 3 chance of you dieing.

-Kills 1/2 of all Units.

-cannot produce settelers.

-cannot produce Workers.

-cannot produce any unit of any kind.

- 1/5 of all GP are killed.

-Everyone hates you for all of the sickness. (-10 happyness for neibors)

-10 unhelthyness in all cities.

-10 unhappyness in all cities.

-3 unhappyness after pleag is done.

phew I'm done. what ya think.

[Willem]

Originally posted by wchalva
If we're still semi serious in this thread, then how about Roman roads to allow faster movement from the enemy?

Hmmm. when have we ever been even semi-serious?

[Willem]

Originally posted by TimeTraveler
I'd be cautious about placing unique penalties upon units and buildings. If the penalties are too great, what's to keep them worth building at all?

Geez people, this is supposed to be a joke thread, lighten up, have some fun.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Cyrus The Mike
since I heard random event.

Black Pleag

-Starts when a city gets 10 un helthyness.

-Decreses prodictivity by 99.999999% In all cities.

-All Jews (Even if its your state religeon) are Killed And wipped from existance.

-No forein trade routes. (who wants to trade with a sick person?)

-anarcy In the last 3 turns.

-can efect neibors. (but you don't have trade routes)

-Kills or scars beond work 50% of people in all cities.

- 1 in 3 chance of you dieing.

-Kills 1/2 of all Units.

-cannot produce settelers.

-cannot produce Workers.

-cannot produce any unit of any kind.

- 1/5 of all GP are killed.

-Everyone hates you for all of the sickness. (-10 happyness for neibors)

-10 unhelthyness in all cities.

-10 unhappyness in all cities.

-3 unhappyness after pleag is done.

phew I'm done. what ya think.

Also, there should be a random event that inexplicably makes your spelling really bad

[Cyrus The Mike]

Ya you got me I can't spell for crap

[dregor]

Originally posted by LordShiva


Also, there should be a random event that inexplicably makes your spelling really bad

So an American School System random event?

[Roman]

Originally posted by Virdrago

As well, if the civ is North American, they still think it's Czechoslovakia, 15 years after the breakup.

Indeed...

[Pandemoniak]

New Event : (France Only) The Berezina

Whenever your army is crossing a river, you have a 20% chance of losing 90% of your units.

(And heh, I can imagine the whole army trying to go around the Volga... )

[Pandemoniak]

New Game Mechanics :

England : Whenever you build a colony, it will try and split up from the home nation. That is, anywhere out of 5 square of your capital. Actually, make that everywhere BUT your capital.

[Willem]

Originally posted by Pandemoniak
New Game Mechanics :

England : Whenever you build a colony, it will try and split up from the home nation. That is, anywhere out of 5 square of your capital. Actually, make that everywhere BUT your capital.

In addition, whenever England is about to win a domination victory, the entire empire will collapse leaving only one tiny island in it's control.

[Virdrago]

Originally posted by Willem


In addition, whenever England is about to win a domination victory, the entire empire will collapse leaving only one tiny island in it's control.

Not only that, it will be vassalized by one of its former colonies, though it will continue to "think" it's in control.

[Lord Avalon]

American Random Event (one time)

While building a spaceship there is a chance that there will be a shuttle explosion, destroying any one part going up that turn, and the fleet will be grounded, resulting in a 6-yr delay in any more parts going up (including any other parts completed the turn of the explosion).