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That´s why they´re so tasty 
I never raze barb cities, they´re like a gigant goodie huts! 
I never raze barb cities, they´re like a gigant goodie huts!
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I love being beaten by women - Lorizael -
Truth! Ever notice how their surrounding tiles sometimes have more improvements than yours? For uncivilised savages, they take good care of their territory.Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
That´s why they´re so tasty I never raze barb cities, they´re like a gigant goodie huts!
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And then pillage it later after you've taken the city.
"How dare you allow yourselves to be conquered? Take this!"Comment
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Why pillage your conqured city? That´s stupid
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Re: Re: Pleasant Little Suprises
It's hard bein' a man, livin' in a garbage pail.Originally posted by Aro
I love it . Pure genius
Btw, I'm listening Velvet Underground right now (I Can't Stand It)
My "Old Lady" called me up, she tried to hit me with a mop.
I can't stand it any more, more.......
I imagine it was hard to find a use for that one in the game.Comment
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In my last game, I took three barbarian cities; one was negligible, but the other two quickly became two of my most important cities. Resources, flood plains, forests, already terraformed... glorious. Those poor barb archers never stood a chance again my praetorian horde."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Another thing I found funny was something that happened with Tokugawa.
It was during the end game. There were about 30 turns left. Louis XIV, Kublai Kahn and me (Bismark) were vying for first. The rest were pretty far back and didn't stand a chance. Tokugawa was his usual gruff self all game and when I gave him a diplomatic reception, for a split second, when his portait came up his eyes bulged out and his teeth bucked. It was hilarious.
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Kublai Khan does this too"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George OrwellComment
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All the leaders do this, if I understand what you mean correctly. It happens to me if the computer is low on system resources.Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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All my leaders have their eyes misaligned, it only happened with v1.52 though. My computers' graphics cards are low spec though.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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