You scored 67% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
But come on, CS!
"gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.) "
Of course, it only tests physical purity, so my mental impurity isn't taken into account :P
I scored
90¾%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!
"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman
You scored 67% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!
But come on, CS!
"gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.) "
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
104. given a sympathy ****?
THEY DO THAT?!?!
I scored
92¼%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!
ugh
"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Still 84% pure unfortunately
Stop Quoting Ben
83,75%. I don't want to know about the mental side.
Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.
Ya know, as soon as I clicked Submit, it dawned on me that there would be, without a doubt, people here that have given oral sex to an animal (any size).
I'm feeling pretty chaste right about now.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
I scored 48 1/4%
You guys are pansies.
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
You are a Canadian.I scored 48 1/4%
You guys are pansies.
Like you've never defecated on yourself for sexual purposes.
My score remains, though. And there are only a half-dozen questions I wish I couldn't answer "yes" to.
About 20 I wish I could.
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
88.75% pure.
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette Adam Smith and Solomwi you will be missed
"They'd rather their children all died then ever pay a penny more in taxes." Oerdin on OK.
93 3/4
Jon Millwe
Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Frogger is a skank.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
49% pure. I'm nasty. Looks like I used to have a life
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
94.5. Man, I'm tame...
1011 1100
73 3/4
Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
Waikato University, Hamilton.
I can't believe me and frogger are the hoes now. And those things I checked were normal things, and some I wanted to check but couldn't because I haven't done it..
come on guys and creapy pervs, you have to beat us!
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
http://www.phyde.plus.com/matrix_paper.png); border-style: double; border-color: black; border-width: 3px; background-color: transparent; border: black double 3px;">
I scored
69¾%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
67¼%
I'm much purer than anybody else in my office, but here the purity standard seems a lot higher (and I don't work in a brothel)
"I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
"What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
- Pekka
49 3/4.
I was amazed at how many of the things I had actually done.
me Pekka and Frogger are all freaks, no one else has even been close.
ACK!
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
Thanks Tuberski
Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
Most of them I have done in the last 2 years. Before that I was a fairly good Mormon boy.Originally posted by Pekka
Thanks Tuberski
Yeah, it's not like I do those things on daily basis, some of them only once.. etc. It was funny to remember those again though.
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
75%
The list gave me some ideas
wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure?
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
79.75.
kinda helps that i seem to be pathologically monogamous.
B♭3
Of course, all Mormon boy are pure, didn't you know that?Originally posted by orange
wait wait...you were a fairly good mormon boy BEFORE you became unpure?
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
74.25% pure. And if I had taken that test a year and half ago, it would be more than twenty percent higher, I'm sure. If things go my way, it should go down a good deal fairly soon.
Can't be arsed to go through the whole thing, but glancing throught it I'd say about 68% or so. But a question arose:
Mutual masturbation? Didn't know cows masturbated...
had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
72%
I thought I would have gotten higher, what with my monagamous life and all. But there is still time to improve my score.
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
bloody hell that test is slow enough to fill in, 400 questions, takes about 1/2 hour for it to tick 5!
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton
http://www.phyde.plus.com/matrix_paper.png); border-style: double; border-color: black; border-width: 3px; background-color: transparent; border: black double 3px;">
I scored
58¼%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!
heh...I love college
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks