Did anyone else immediately start hearing the theme music to a certain series of action/spy movies starring a divorcing actorOriginally Posted by Pax
You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
Hey those yellow shorts paired with that teal polo have gotten me compliments from strangers. Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.
Seriously though, teal and yellow go together very well.
And KH is too good for Brooks Brothers. What in the ****?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Least surprising post ever.Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette Adam Smith and Solomwi you will be missed
"*** dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum"
Damn, BK made sense. It must be 2012 right ?
"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."
a) chick is sort of on the fat side.
b)Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.
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More like fat back side
Last edited by Al B. Sure!; July 10, 2012 at 06:34.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
I'd **** her, as well as the chick in your photo. it's not black and white, mang.
I DanSed you.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
She called me ugly and a weirdo
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
I remember her didn't she have another boyfriend?
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"A world without guns is not a more peaceful world, but a more savage one, where brute strength allows bullies to exploit people incapable of fighting back."
Sam Harris
At least she responded.
And you felt the need to share that why ?
"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."
Be somebody else.
Or some thing else.
She called me ugly and a weirdo
If only you'd cruise the school for the blind.
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
Blind people are perfectly capable of determining whether someone is a weirdo or not.
True, but at least he might get away with the yellow shorts thing.
At least she responded.
It's a start!
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Classy.
This.
Usually, "be yourself" is good advice. For you... not so much. You need to learn how to be better, especially where women are concerned.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
You aren't ugly dude.
We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)
How awful for you too.
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
Al, take a cue from Disney and learn through song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OncKtzZ2Nc
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
No, no - be yourself! I don't want to see this rich vein of humour dry up...
Al: Hey, want to get a burger? My treat
Future Girlfriend: Yeah, okay
Al: Great. Fair warning though, if you order a large fry then I'm allowed to rape you.
Ex-Future Girlfriend: What the hell?
Al: Help me apolyton, I just don't understand women
We should give him an ear piece and a microphone like a news anchor and walk him through it. He'd probably still **** it up.
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go
The only way is to eat her.
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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