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How did I manage to do that? I rarely fart, I guess I fart in my sleep because if I didn't, then I never really do so.. I assume it's something I do when I sleep.
OK but to the point, I ate some vegetarian crap, because all the other options, they were out of it. So I had to because I was hungry. Got some messy plate with all kinds of weird things no one wants to really eat except hippies, so I just thought here we go...
So my stomach got little... filled with some gas I was, I thought wow, some veggie meal that was. Giving me gas. So anyway, now I'm back in my office and I was streching myself out a little because I was a little tired, so my heel accidentally hit some lever on this chair, and so my chair launched into weird position with force because I was also stretching with my full sexy body weight, so that rapid movement of the chair launched my body forward a bit. Not much, but violently, so I farted. It was weird to have that little accident, resulting into simultanious accidental veggie fart.
I was confused a bit. So as you'd know, I have my door open, facing the corridor, because I'm approachable like that, so it's pretty much lunch time now anyway, so people were walking back and forth in the corridor. I had to go and shut the door, I was afraid someone would smell my fart, you know, someone who doesn't know me. They'd be like OK Mr. fart man, I don't know who you are, but the only thing I know is that you fart so much and you're stinking your office and the corridor with it. So keep your farts to yourself Fart person.
Then the word would spread. "There goes the fart man". You know, I don't need that kind of fame right now. I'd like to be professional and not about these farts, and how do you defend youself? "Well there was this lever under this chair, tired I was, veggie food". YEAH WTF FART MAN!
No I'm not!
In da butt.
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They should make a movie about your life.
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"
YEAH WTF FART MAN!
If its no fun why do it? Dance like noone is watching...
What the fart?
Banana
Pekka...
apparently, after this TERRIBLE tragedy you have suffered through, you CLEARLY deserve a...
:beer:
piece
Pekka makes less sense than AAHZ.
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Perfection can have my old avatar...
The essence of Scandinavian rigidity explained. No wonder your feminists try to play tough.
"The boastful seeks the company of parasites." (Spinoza)
Jeez man i can smell that from here!
What?
You don't fart from what you've just eaten. What did you have the day before?
Not a surprise you'd blame vegetarian stuff though.
I blamed the vegetartian stuff for upsetting my stomach. Not how it smelled.
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I thought Pekka was a Fin? Then he's no Scandinavian.Originally posted by Oncle Boris
The essence of Scandinavian rigidity explained. No wonder your feminists try to play tough.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God. -Isaiah 41:10
The LORD your God is with you, he is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you, he will quiet you with his love, he will rejoice over you with singing. - Zephaniah 3:17
Yes, at least I'm not Norwugeian.
In da butt.
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wtf fartman?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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And I can assure you we are all very happy by that thought over here.Originally posted by Pekka
Yes, at least I'm not Norwugeian.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God. -Isaiah 41:10
The LORD your God is with you, he is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you, he will quiet you with his love, he will rejoice over you with singing. - Zephaniah 3:17
Over there? That's right, you have to speak of location. We are not binded by these limits of time or location. Norwugieans are. They are weak.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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The stomach has nothing to do with farting. You know there's some huge digestive organs between your stomach and your arse?
Have you bought your carbon credits for the fart yet?
Anybody remember the old Saturday Night Live skit "Ass Don't Smell" ?
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Ecthy, maybe you should be called the fart man.
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Our strenght lies exactly in that; we have a distinct location in the time/space consortium. You, on the other hand, are all too spread out in infinity to accomplish much.Originally posted by Pekka
Over there? That's right, you have to speak of location. We are not binded by these limits of time or location. Norwugieans are. They are weak.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God. -Isaiah 41:10
The LORD your God is with you, he is mighty to save. He will take great delight in you, he will quiet you with his love, he will rejoice over you with singing. - Zephaniah 3:17
No, it simply means we are not tied down like you guys are. It's like saying your strenght is the ability NOT to fly, because you are then defining your boundaries well.
I mean, what ever, obvious Norwegauin logic.
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In HOI2 when you release Scandanvia as a puppet state Finland is included as part of it. CASE CLOSED!Originally posted by Nikolai
I thought Pekka was a Fin? Then he's no Scandinavian.
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Wiki says it's "sometimes" included.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia
Wiki is also never wrong.
Banana
Is this you, Pekka?
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.
No, that's not me. I'm not the fart man.
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Ok, sorry 'bout that.
fart man
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.
Leave it to Pekka
He manages to make a moderately funny thread just to announce that "I farted"
It's amazing how easy it is to frame these farts, what happened before, during and after. I mean that's a story structure right there. Imagine if someone would keep a log, seriously, and then would make a book about it. 280 pages of fart logs, two page stories of each fart. That means about 140 farts, so if you'd fart once a day, you can write the book in less than a year.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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Good lord let it rip man. Talk about uptight.
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I guess I'll say it. This calls for a name change.
Pekka should hence forth be known to all as Old Stinky.
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