Yeah women are just stupid. That's why I hope I was gay sometimes. Then I realize how sweet I am, so then I calm down.
The number 1 reason I get pissed off when woman wants to start pissing me off is the question of:
"Why are you like that again?" when you are being 100% normal. IF you ask "What do you mean?" .. "You know, like that". ****! SHUT UP! I'm TIRED of this moochyboochy what'swrongwithyou crap. I'm FINE! So SHUT UP! Don't make me hurt my hand again!
PEKKA's STRONG MAN FAQ#
Basically you have an impossible fight ahead of you, so you have three options. 1) You can do what most men do and submit. Say you're sorry. 2) You can try to reason, using logic, won't work and it ends up you submitting and saying you're sorry. 3) What every real man does and attacks. Pre-emptive strike. You can see mile away where it's going, you're being set up, but you fight your way out of the trap. You make her feel like crap. You make her feel like she's in the wrong, and that you're the man and you don't take this from her. Not this time you don't.
"Do you think I look fat in this?". "YES! Go lose weight you hippo girl". At least you don't have to fight longer, she will cry. That's it. Dont' say you're sorry. At least not in the next 30 minutes.
She throws your CD's away, because she don't like what you listen? Fine, throw her crap away too, and then take the money out of her wallet, that equals the money you spent on the CDs she threw out. If she cries, slap her around "GROW UP!".
She wants sex? Don't give her any. Just be cold. 'MY head hurts'. Of course, only women can get angry when YOU don't give any, but YOU can't get angry if her head hurts. So when she gets angry about it, insult her. Say she looks fat and you wish her parents would die.
The Repeat Game: When she starts again busting your balls because you didn't do anything wrong, play the repeat game. Repeat what she says. Do over dramatic acting too. When she again gets angry, you get happy, and still play the repeat game. If she hits you, insult her.
If she complains you about leaving the toilet seat up, fire back and say you're tired of lifting it. And if she's too tired to watch the toilet before sitting on it, pee on the floor and say you can't be expected to look at it either before doing it.
If she wants to change your hair, you say you want her to shave downstairs, pronto. You won't be the only one looking jungle madness. If she cries, insult her.
When she forbids you seeing your own friends, just say OK, and when she talks to her friends in the phone, rip the phone cord out of the wall and start yelling like bigfoot. Eye for an eye. She makes fun about your porn stash? Make fun about her clothes and makeup. Insult her.
If she ever insults you, dump her and put the nudie pics you took of her to the internet.