I am a rich, lonely business man.
what has been the single smoothest line you've come up with whilst talking to a girl, and had it work?
when i first met amanda, we'd been hanging out at the mall, about to go down the escalator over by a sears, she tells me she's terrified of them. in a moment of unprecedented smoothness, i come up with: "well, would you like to hold my hand on the way down?" and neither of us let go after we had gotten off at the bottom.
and it was brilliant. stories? share.
I am a rich, lonely business man.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
Slef-biased you're a pimp
What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation
hah. i'm about to bump the hot or not thread in a moment.
"Did the computer kill your family or something?"
What I said to my SO when I first met her in a computer lab
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
UR, you snake.
Oh God, that HAS to be an interesting relationship...
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
to be honest, i don't even want to know.
I've never had to use a pickup line. They all come to me.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
Originally posted by Azazel
UR, you snake.
Well, she was fuming and yelling at the computer in front of her. It looked like she was about to take some hard object (like a chair) and bashed it a few times too.
But Fortran programs can be such fun
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
"How much?"
Hasn't failed yet....
sorry... couldn't help it.
Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
1992: Perot :( 1996: Perot :( 2000: Bush :) 2004: Bush :| 2008: Obama :| 2012: Obama ?
at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*
say, is it legal to have sex with 17 year olds if you're 19?
I've never had to use a pickup line. They all come to me.
Most of us don't have the luxury of going after men...
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
Sure you do, sexuality is a choice.Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I've never had to use a pickup line. They all come to me.
Most of us don't have the luxury of going after men...
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
You made a pretty stupid choice, then.
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
most of us have enough love for the penis to just cover our own, asher.
Originally posted by selfbiased
at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*
Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
Freedom, dignity, etc...
Please note, this is justfor entertainment purposes.
Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
1992: Perot :( 1996: Perot :( 2000: Bush :) 2004: Bush :| 2008: Obama :| 2012: Obama ?
No, no.Originally posted by donegeal
Originally posted by selfbiased
at least i don't have to pay for sex. *wink*
Neither do I. I am a happily married man. So that means that I pay for sex with things other than money:
Freedom, dignity, etc...
You forgot all about the little gifts, not to mention the large ones, huge ones, and titanic ones.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
My best pick up line?
"Hello, my name is...." seems to work fairly well.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
and that's enough to seal the deal, oerdin? that my story was a moment of smoothness so zen, it transcended smoothness, and became both smooth and rough. i have yet to have a finer moment.
Originally posted by Oerdin
My best pick up line?
"Hello, my name is...." seems to work fairly well.
"Hello my name is Neo"?
"Ah, yes. Pikachu."
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
Well, I had that "Hello, I think you look very attractive, Wanna go to our place?" line, but it didn't work.
"You have enchanting eyes."
The girl I said it to is still a good friend. She's told me that that's the best line she's ever heard. I think it was a situational thing as much as anything.
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
I have come up with several romantic comedy lines. Too many to mention here, perhaps I'll write a book of them.
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
"You are beautiful tonight."
It was merely supposed to be complimentary.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
Reminds me of Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" which was meant to be a complaint about how she took forever to get ready.
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
"OK" (in response to "we should kiss now").
Damn am I smooth
Stop Quoting Ben
She " but you don't love me"
Me "Baby, but I'm real close"
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